Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

♪ I knew I'd meet death Before I'd let you meet harm ♪

-These aren't my size either! -I think you got all the sizes wrong.

-Fuck! -God, are you okay?

You realize how much shit I had to do to get you in there?

Brooklyn's birthday is August 9th?

-[chortling] -Oh, my God.

Why can't I get praised for being a great writer,

Only reason I didn't do that college game everybody else in Hollywood was doing

with relatively no concerns?

One in fucking four.

Check it out! Check it out! Check it out!

and I was like, "You know what? Fuck you."

during the NBA Finals.

My point being is, don't you think it's weird how

I have a plan. Ridiculous.

That story had so much--

That's so cool!

Hey, attaboy, champ.

Okay, Broadway, cool. Well, nice to see you, as always.

I work my nails to the bone for you,

And now, like my life, it's a swing and a miss. Fuck!

["La Cucaracha" plays from food truck]

Oh, my God. I knew we could do it. I mean, you. But we.

Being a black dad does put you at a disadvantage.

I lend my success to you.

He didn't even ask if he was okay.

Of course I knew!

-[Leeza] That tracks. -[Joya] Yeah. Yeah.

Especially Mikayla.

So rumor has it that

["Blood on the Leaves" by Kanye West playing]

No, you're being ridiculous.

-Whoa, whoa, whoa. Calm down, sir! -[Jerome] Is that it? Is that--

But they're still our kids.

so that she could be closer to her football-player boyfriend,

I mean, whenever he was home, he was so tired we never did shit.

-[man] Yeah. -[Kenya] Yeah. There is. There is.

See a lot of interesting faces out here.

but I don't think the black fathers get the same presumption of goodness.

-It's Mikayla. -[Joya] Mikayla.

I know what she was up to.

[gunfire on television]

Help me out on this one, bro.

Could I be more hands-on like Jo is with the kids?

Gotta be fucking kidding.