Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

how should we celebrate?

You'll get the next one. The sun was in your eyes on that one.

♪ Better now than never Business before pleasure ♪

♪ You either with me or ♪

Why didn't I just bring orange slices?

[Kenya] This is all my fault.

Uh, we can't eat that.

And my dairy allergy will literally make me have a grand mal seizure.

-[man] 156. 157. 158. 159. -Not gonna make it. Not gonna do it.

lies either a pony or an ass-whooping.

I mean, it's crazy that he even remembers your names,

Nothing. Why do you ask?

to eat with their kids, to change their diapers, to read to them.

Then I would say Michelle Obama. Hello?

so that when domestic audiences were repelled by his son,

-No offense, sir. -Could you not call me "sir?"

I guess he got a face you want to shoot.

and they put on a whistle to coach.

-She is fantastic. -Yeah.

Look, I hate to do it, but I will do it.

Oh! No, use the glove.

Yeah, it's really embarrassing.

I just-- I don't--

that I'm becoming my dad.

Little Griffey Jr.'s over there, his pops.

When did you do this? How did you do this?

Oh. That's okay, Pops.

Just little swag bags for kids at the party.

I take the kids to the park and I fall asleep

Why the fuck are you talking to me while sitting with this guy here?

but also the ghost of all the black dads before them,

I think I've been

that I'm becoming just like he was?

This job is hard, and then I go home and I'm cooking dinner,

-God, you're my favorite. -[Drea] Thanks, Dad.

My college fund's taken care of, right?

♪ P. Diddy and the Fam Who you know do it better? ♪

because-- Anyway, I'm sorry. It's just that,

if we're really gonna work, I'd love to work.

For generations, there's been an image that's been synonymous

[Kenya] That's great, Leeza, that's what we do all the time.

hella fun, hella rich. [chuckles]

You know, I'm really glad that you didn't let me give up.

Are you gonna hang my painting?

Seriously. I'll fuck Jim up.

Watch. I mean, I hope not because I love you,

I'm never gonna let you give up, sweetie.

and I'll tell you so you don't look like an ass.