Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Okay. Look, I'm just saying this, it's not like you don't get love, okay?

Uh, how would you feel if I changed my major?

There's a party happening. Of course I know about it.

Don't you dare ask for those points!

Your birthday...

I wanna get a cabin for the weekend

If you know everything, just do it yourself.

Dude, that's not weed. That's heroin.

Those are our points! We earned those points!

-[Jerome] I don't blame him with six kids. -Not--

Yes, all right, everyone, this fun, right?

Marketing practically runs the world.

Pretty much anything Jay-Z.

All I'm saying is, isn't it kinda weird that

You could remember your kids' birthdays.

They might as well walk around with capes on. They can do no wrong,

Fucking amateur hour with this kid.

It was just a total disregard for all social norms.

-Yes. Yes, I do. -[Broadway chuckles]

Are the kids Golden Globe nominees?

[Drea] Black dads are more likely than their white counterparts

You know, I think that is probably true about white fathers,

Chloe and her weird-ass boyfriend were talking to me about?

Your birthday is...

Look, babe, don't get me wrong, your mom's a great mom,

And for Joya, you know, she gets praised for being a mom.

SoCal must be on a flex alert.

I mean, they're not great.

Because she brings us some soggy waffles

I'm in, guys. I'll take over.

-It fucking started back in slavery! -Here we go.

They're closed. And the library's for crazy people and terrorists,

Was it an insane first response?

There's tricks to this stuff. It's like 20, ten, hold on, it's if you--

That's what I'm here for. It's what me and your mom are here for.

If it wasn't for racism, I'd be locked up right now.

So you've had five hours and you found nothing? On the Internet?

He did a movie with his son.

And you sit there looking at me full of judgment.

-It says my name! -Kids large.

But he's a pretty solid dad.

by fucking Hispanic and Asian cops for 35 minutes.

every possible fucking odd to provide for our family

-and celebrate the new season. -[man] What?

Uh, that old guy is an amazing actor

♪ Let's have a toast for the douchebags ♪

This is a professional writer's room where we just do characters and dynamics.

I'm an A+ mom. What can I say?

I will call your agent so fast.

-What? -Oh, okay.

Marsha, for sure. Ringleader. Key parties, okay?

[Drea] When Chloe said she wanted to major in film,

I got a shirt guy.