Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-The Badgers? -Uh-huh.

[Drea] Isn't that baseball?

you got a C in art? Art's not even a real class.

They profit off our backs and threw us into a fucking police state.

[soft jazz playing on speaker]

I've been feeling it, dude. I put them on and I was like,

These aren't my size.

You're 0 and 8, but you still have a chance.

Well, we're gonna eat anyway.

He kinda dresses like an undercover cop too.

but he wasn't wrong.

giving birth to the pink-haired,

If it wasn't for gay sex, I'd be gay.

[kids laughing]

-Cosby. -No. No.

and still I get so little respect, dude.

but this country's been ripping black fathers away from our kids

Some shit happened to John. No, I'm just kidding.

But, if we're being honest, you guys are 0 and 8,

I'm in. I'll do it, dude.

Chicken and waffles, yep. It's for everybody now.

-[laughing] -Ooh.

Seems like you're about to have an aneurysm.

Like, I should be able to get through all four years

are not your dad. Okay?

You know that water is more expensive than gas per gallon?

[footsteps approaching]

-I'd give myself an A to a high A+. -I'd give myself an A+.

-I appreciate you. -Really good to meet you.

Go grab a drink, maybe look at a...

of the stuff that moms are just expected to do.

Pops literally just had his birthday.

[Kenya] I mean, yeah.

[gunfire continues]

everyone's like, "Oh, how amazing."

'Cause I wasn't.

Coke-fueled key parties, like, all night long.

Uh, I think maybe we can start with why it was necessary

She gets a lot of love for being a lawyer too. Like, a lot.

♪ Where the fuck my bitches at? Where my bitches is at? ♪

and I found some old birthday cards made out to Brooklyn.

Fucking Marsha seems like she's ready to go.

who is probably too concussed to even know what his major is.

It's characters and dynamics, that's what we do, guys.

It's fucked up.

my kid is here, it's just, like, a documentary, it's a thing.

[Drea] I've never seen someone take more pleasure

♪ From the first time the doctor Placed you in my arms ♪

we live in a pretty nice house.

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