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with the High Command.
People want to know who's singing the anthem.
Man: Wade!
The defendant dubiously claims
Not hardly. I'm you, Quinn,
I wonder why it brought us to the park
Rembrandt: Thank God.
so that I could impart a subject this complex with lucidity.
(laughing)
Hey, what's with the tears?
- (music plays) - Anthem.
It seems kind of dull to be back home.
My dear child, that portal opens
'Fraid not. Or at least, not yet.
Wade: Wow... the "batcave"!
♪ If you had a heart ♪
I have devoted many years of my life
Ladies and gentlemen, you disappoint me.
we want you back. Thanks to our "Comrades Call Comrades" program,
This test must be as realistic as we can possibly make it.
(distant gunfire, sirens wailing)
♪ It's 'cause I feel like I want to die ♪
All right!
when this crazy genius...
I don't think she's breathing.
you blithering idiot.
No, look, I'm telling you the truth.
wd
Kiss?
Is that the same shirt you had on yesterday?
and I could've sworn he was driving a Cadillac.
Then we're going to have to move quickly.
Lying to us has the gravest of consequences.
Little term I cooked up. You like it?
No...
(louder rumbling)
Quinn: We have no way to verify the condition of the timer.
September 13th... my attempt to create
That's the entrance to a wormhole that runs between worlds.
Everything... finished.
the look on his face.
He does? Mmm.
Where am I?
♪ A wretch ♪
Wade Wells is my commanding officer,
- I hope. - You hope? He hopes?
♪ Get that grain right into town ♪
Come on, Wade!
This is a joke, right?
No one's afraid.
we had to do our mathematics the old-fashioned way.
Your friend and our commander are being kept
What do you care? We're "buds," right?
instead of my basement like it's supposed to?
Please remain with this unit until a communications security team arrives.
you "slide" through to another universe,
Too many upstanding citizens bought off or grown complacent.
in the same facility until tomorrow.
Please.
(laughing)
I once stepped onto an Earth just this side of paradise.
Could you step on it a little?
Sausage. $1.
all coexisting on the same multidimensional space-time continuum.
If I had a car, that is!
You have to explain this to the insurance boys.
Maybe I still do in some places, huh?
Einstein regretted that he had given the world the atom bomb.
I know I couldn't live with that.
Take heed, boy.
The United States, a conquered nation?
(clock bells ringing)
The Soviets captured her four days ago.
You know it's the trademark of the Underground Resistance?
- I don't care. - There's no way of controlling the journey back.
We have determined your allegiance
- Mom! - Mom: What is it?
- (gunfire) - And when will that be?
Don't you mean $15?
(beeping)
Soldier #1: No moving there!
Here you go, "Pay-ville."