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Let's, uh... Let's take a break. Let's cool off, okay?
No. But it would nice if you'd realize that it's just a job.
Okay, let's start with the free massages at the U.N.
No. Sorry. I just thought you were somebody else. Hi.
Can I help you?
Yeah, but I don't...
Well, there is no Mark Robinson in this office.
Well, I'm sorry.
No.
...you know, each would, ahem, you know...
His name is Spackle-Back Harry.
I won't give you anything, but you'll owe me 2.95.
He says that walking with you makes this strange city feel like home.
- Hello? - Hi, it's me.
Look, ugh, maybe we should just take a break.
...to get all the way across it.
[BOTH SINGING "AMERICAN PIE" IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]
Hi, well, look, I was just gonna leave a message.
I'm making this too hard? What do you want me to do?
Boy, what an ass am I.
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