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Now, listen, whenever you feel like calling her, you come find me first.
20 bucks.
Because you're pathetic!
so we begin here tonight, my friend.
and it reminds me that... guns are fun.
Oh, hey, where are you guys?
I just need to go to San Francisco and do this art program and
For the first time, ever, the three of us are single at the same time.
You're not calling her, this changes nothing.
- Hang up now. - Ted, I can't hang up now.
...and love is ending, the first 30 days are remarkably similar.
- Hey, Marshall. - Hey, Ted.
Ted, I know I shouldn't do this, but I have to!
# I try to laugh about it #
I will not call her.
What? Who-- who was it?
and I had this little speech in my head--
make sure he doesn't call that hotel?