Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I should call her.

Apparently, earlier in the summer...

He's calling her.

That's the craziest thing I've ever heard.

This is fun right? We're outside, it's a beautiful day.

She must have forgotten to switch her address.

You're a good friend, Ted.

Somehow, erotic and comforting all at the same time.

In fact, day one was amazing.

And I'm so glad you agreed to play tennis with me.

But while I'd been off having one of the best nights of my life,

Bold. Bold to go for the car.

Whoa, that sounded kind of scary with me holding a gun, didn't it?

So perfectly shaped.

You are? That's so nice.

To what? George Clinton and the P-Funk All-Stars.

I've dreamed about this day, boys, and it's going to be legendary.

You guys see what this means, right?

Because while baseball, strippers, and guns can help,

Honey, all this stuff I'm telling you is important.

You know, Marshall tried to get me to play tennis for nine years,

# 'Cause boys don't cry. #

Hey, cut her some slack.

No. No, no good can come from looking at this.

And get this, she changed her number.

have a great weekend. Good luck screwing up your life.

Strip club, nice.

August 18th, two charges: Mario's Bistro

What's the point? I could eat some food.

I-I'm so sorry. Wh--

You don't know how to deal with heartbreak.