Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Your friends can't stand to listen to you.

based on the brief conversations I had with them.

You're the first person to cheer him up all summer.

Eat Haagen-Dazs and watch Love Actually, till your periods sync up.

but Marshall had this secret phobia of ferrets.

"What's up, New York?"

Oh, no, what now?

and we were back to square one.

I'll stay here and get a lap dance. On three. One, two...

She's our friend, too. She's just trying to figure out who she is.

The real Marshall.

and life had just taken an unexpected turn.

Come on, you got to eat something; what can I get you?

You should write and illustrate children's books.

This is going to be so great.

I can't believe this. He's gonna go down to that hotel.

But, you know, don't.

Not afraid of anything.

Of course, whatever I say, you're just going to do the opposite, so

Anyway, Lily's the one who caused this whole mess.

Those count as four.

Uh, yeah, how about you do it for free or every time we hang out, you have to watch this?

He just needs to go at his own pace.