Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You fail freshman year.

The opium war was fought in 1840...

Man, you people are old!

Yes, I'm all better now, Jerri.

Most of you probably know it by it's ancient Dutch name...

And seeing as I have the munchies,

On the last day of school?

I've graded your term papers.

All right, Jerri, you have one night to prepare for this test.

and I've been pretty tough on you at times,

I'd hate to see you gettin' mixed up

Oh sure, aren't we all.

I already put the turkey in the oven.

That's right, and it's a very expensive habit.

You always want me out of this house.

This has been a real roller coaster of a year,

"what was the Magna Carta?"

Let's start with the Louisiana Purchase.

I... I thought you were all better.

How dare you come into this house with a drug problem

Uh... I-I just... I just don't remember.

Ooh! Ha, ha, ha...

Cut the brake cable in their car.

so I thought I'd play a little mountain music

Uh... what's the last thing you remember?

Where'd you get it?

I know it feels good.