Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[IN NORMAL VOICE] All right, honey, you're a weirdo.
Retrieve your confidence.
Well, it seems like we're both trying new things, then.
See you in math.
without making a total ass of myself, okay?
- Are you kidding? Okay. - I'll murder you.
Jiggle, jiggle, jiggle.
Okay, okay, okay.
and I only have a certain amount.
Me in a dress.
You know, that's my Think Rock.
And, girl, you are my heart's desire
[ICONA POP'S ALL NIGHT PLAYING]
They have that?????
Okay, now lean in.
- There he is. - See you tomorrow.
Try it.
BOY 1: Thanks. BOY 2: Oh, yeah.
if you girls wanna really knock the boys out,
We'll... Okay.
No more phone. Oh, can you hear me now, jerks?
Of course it could.
Think I deserve a little treat.
All right, walk over and say, Hey there.
I can do this. How hard could it be? Just do it.
[LINE BEEPS]
Tonight how about we ditch our dates and have a girls' night?
Yeah, 15 guys, without completely falling apart, okay?
Wish me luck.
Okay, but her friends are super hot.
You don't say? I think I felt it poking out my butthole.
Oh, Jesus.
Being friends with... And it's rare that I point this out,
BIANCA: Oh, God, that is such a guy thing to say.
Okay, next up, final assignment, all right?
[JESS & CASEY SPEAK IN SPANISH]
Later, B.
Keep it to yourself.
That's what half of my last book was about.
Were you spying on me?
but what was the worst he could do?
- Done. Dave & Buster's. - Huh?
- Wow. - Yeah, so I think that
Let's focus on the picture. Uh, here we go.
Casey has the hottest rack.
Oh, no, no.
Was this sensei thing your idea?
Next mission is to talk to 15 guys.
no wiki anything.
When I went to high school in the '90s, we didn't have emoticons.
Bianca.
Uh...
What do you think?
Hey there.
How about this?
That's gross.
- Jeez. - I'll see you later, bro.
- Take a hint. - Why are you so grumpy?
- Yeah, that's the one. Fun, right? - Yeah. Ha, ha.
BIANCA: Okay, maybe I could imagine it,
- Watch, watch. - Is it true Wes is single?
Oh, like that would matter.
Reference to classic "rockumentary," THIS IS SPINAL TAP
- Okay, ready? - No.
- What? - Nothing.
...or famous people or BO-year-olds.
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Bye-bye.
Yeah, Coach Grant agrees with my decision.
Jess and Casey?
Okay? He's an idiot.
- Nice to meet you, Bianca. - Nice to meet you.
Jess and Casey.
The one who's approachable and easy to talk to,
No one else sees that video. Tell everyone.
- What's the crab doing right now? - Oh, I'll go get him.
B, where the hell'd you go?
If this makes it to Toshi,
all-around rock star and occasional mom.
[BIANCA GASPS]
God, I've waited a long time for this.
WOMAN: Hey, you're welcome.
- Do you work here too? - Oh, I'm at the yogurt place.
You bet your ass I did.
[BIANCA SCOFFS]
GIRL: And for me, it happened senior year,
Oh, hang on.
Shoulders back.
JESS: Do you know what you're wearing for homecoming yet?
Sorry.
Okay, you know what?
Yeah, go ahead and check them.
I wanna be the datable one.
And bang her hard too, to the point of needing helmets.
HIBBERT: After that comes fear.
Hope this is okay. Thought we could eat here tonight.
Listen, she's the one that ended things with us, Jess.
- Skee-Ball? - Ah!
This was an experiment,
- Um... Jack Rebis. - Mm. Tiny hands.
meow meow
Nope, I'm good. See you, have fun.
So shall we?
- Thanks for destroying my life. - I just thought of something funny,
Okay, moving on.
I would hate it if that was me and people saw this.
I'm kidding. Not kidding at all. Tell me everything.
Ah, don't worry about the lips. Go, strut your stuff.
that wants to comment on the social life of this school.
Wesley Rush.
As in a certain homecoming article that's due.
Oh, my God, here it is.
Don't you know it's true
That I hadn't made out with anyone in a while or whatever?
It... It's not that bad.
Are you giving me kissing advice?
Okay, okay. Sit down, sit down.
Just let me stay here and lie amongst the pizza a little longer.
and when I posted those,
- We got a deal? - Yeah.
So I guess that's kind of what I'm doing.
It's been a little tough.
- Um... - Wow, um...
WESLEY: Yeah, Matt and I, last cup, boom, hit it.
Saw you watching some weird Japanese horror movie last night.
BIANCA: I tried to keep my composure, but...
The movie, Spinal Tap.
And so are you. Have a nice night.
- So enjoy. - Okay.
Malloy High will now be put under Internet martial law.
[COUGHS]
Thanks.
Ugh, my grandma is so annoying.
So easily amused.
Match, eHarmony, ChristianMingle, JDate.
- Like a peacock. - Shh!
Stupid Wes.
They're pity RTs.
- of them together, please? - Yep.
GIRL [ON PHONE]: Oh, my God. Big, fat ass.
Studying almost like you were a real student.
But tonight, possibly the greatest night of my life,
This one's got me a little nervous.
Fucking A.