Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I didn't regret hitting send,

Fine, I Will. Ugh.

Hello? Are you okay?

where everybody hates me and then write about it.

- Absolutely not. BIANCA: Mom.

- Wes? - Whoa, Bianca, what the hell is this?

JESS: It's been 2 weeks. This is crazy. CASEY: I know.

What did you just say to me?

[STUDENTS SINGING BARBERSHOP MUSIC]

It's just practice, just a guerrilla-style practice session?

You have spent the last month worrying so much

Take it from a DUFF.

Oh, just a little pinch right there. Just... Oh, he's dirty.

MADISON: Wait, just look at your face. Ha, ha.

You always trust their advice.

- You laughed. You did laugh. - I had a small stroke.

I'm a free woman.

It's my big Toby date night.

They're never gonna find you out here.

that no matter what label is thrown your way,

WOMAN: Oh, don't yell at him. He has nothing to do with this.

Okay, here's my offer.

...Ms. Madison Morgan.

Believe, retrieve, achieve.

I'm sorry, What Homecoming Means to Me?

is, uh, gonna be fine for me. It's good.

No, they block out all the good sites.

[MADISON LAUGHING]

Yeah, Jess is in my drama class and I have trig with Casey.

So give me the vibe of the restaurant you're going for.

Cool. Meet at my house?

I could play it for you later if you like.

You think a football team runs on the field without a strategy?

Not all at once.

- Okay. BIANCA: I need to talk to you.

I've been teaching myself how to make sushi online.

You know that one moment in high school that changes everything?

...no Grindr, no WhatsApp, no Instagram, no Pinterest,

- Sneak attack. - Hm, hm.

All of them, Robert.

There's a Vincent Price marathon on, so I gotta watch that.

That's a healthy thing you've got going.

Hey, look, I just... I wanted to say that...

- Look, Bianca, I've tried to be nice. BIANCA: Have you?

NO ELEVATOR YET!

I have to reverse-DUFF you. Are you wearing pajamas?

Who would wanna go out with this guy, right?

Look, don't you think you're overreacting just a little bit?

Is that a wiener in your mouth or are you just happy to see me?

You don't have to do that. No, you didn't. I didn't say...

BIANCA: All right. - Thanks.

Easy. All right, don't get cocky.

[INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE]

Oh. We have to stop meeting like this. Heh.

Oh, peaches and pears.

We're sizing up your strengths and weaknesses.

you get a shot of the desserts? Jess, hair's looking good.

Martin Van Buren. Nickelback.

Whoa, look at you.

And I like to have sex with girls.

Best part about it is it's glass. Sure, it's cumbersome to carry around,

WESLEY [OVER PHONE]: Hello? - Wes, it's Bianca.

- So we'll focus on that first. - Yeah.

WESLEY: Hey, B, where the hell are we going?

- Kind of a nerd. - Sorry to interrupt, Mr. Arthur, heh,

- Stop. - You don't.

You're asking me for dating advice?

- Thank you. - You're welcome.

Our entire friendship was a sham, and everyone knew but me.

I swear, I'm just feeling the pressure.

Great. Thank you.

[CELL PHONE BUZZING]

Now, I'm off to study Hess's law

GIRL 1: Did you read the comments on that video?

Why was I Bosley? There were three Angels.

Um, you guys, I'll be right back, okay?

Good, because my face wants you to make out with it.

Oh, I got a flirty.

- Can we run? - She's coming over.

- Dad, 17 pa... - But it article we need.

Dear God, it's duck face, and stop that forever.

SIMON: You're not my father.

BIANCA: Robin's, like, super cute.

- See you. - Bye. Ha, ha.

Yes, yes, we do not negotiate with terrorists.

When you become proactive, your problems become subtractive,

Yeah, like a midget jerking it.

[BOYS LAUGHING]

Oh, yeah. You got moves.

I was just over here looking at this picture of you

Copy that, circle it, write it.

and two, it's kind of hard to miss a bunch of Japanese people

Just hang on a sec. They're still loading.

Wow, okay. Little of the old proactive, subtractive.

Ho, ho. Well, that's easy for you to say.

I'm my own best friend

- Be gentle. I'm still working on it, so... - Okay.

- Oh, that is awful. CASEY: Whatever.

Did you just unfriend me?

- The song was mine. - Yeah.

- Where can I find it online? BIANCA: Yep, bye.

Most people don't think that, but then again, most people are losers.

and then they just started dancing together.

Where are the cameras?

- Oh, yeah. Tell me more about that. - I was a terrible student.

Well, yeah, we're in.

Okay, here we go. Here's my profile pic.

but now I just feel bad for you.

But the principal and I talked and we decided

I'm disgusting. I'm a swamp thing.

Uh... I'm gonna change. We should... We should go.

I don't even know how you...