Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

So, you have to pass the chemistry midterm, okay?

But only because you're a dipshit and a man-whore.

Okay, so how do you set the tone at dinner?

Look, I have a crush on this boy.

- Unh. - Good, good.

Oh, uh, you're gonna use the book picture?

My best friends made me the DUFF.

Ha, ha. Come on, please. It's important.

- I'm a DUFF. - I'm a DUFF.

Home. Wasn't feeling good.

DOTTIE: Bianca, let's go. You'll be late for school.

Or maybe I'll Google celeb nip slips. Curtains open.

I don't know that many people.

I was in the depression stage about my ex,

Oh, yeah. You know...

No, no, still worse.

You called me brat and liar Adrien

the cops busting up the party,

Hey-oh. Go slow, okay? Let the tension build.

you gotta lighten up, and you're gonna have to trust me.

[CREW LAUGHING]

Yeah, I was kind of having trouble getting him to notice me,

- Half price now or double at the door. - We're gonna be late.

And you never seem to have this problem.

and how it relates to enthalpic chemical change. Aww.

Yeah, I like that.

Yeah, and in this case,

Even the gay guys wanna date her.

BOY: What's up, narc?

I mean, they seem like really caring, understanding people, so...

Actually, I mean, what had happened was, I was at...

- Close your eyes. Ha, ha. - Heh.

Anupam and Lena, where are we on the school-lunch article?

- It's go time. - Okay.

Aren't you gonna go get your crown?

more kids responded until it just became its own thing.

And, um, I don't know, it's, like, my fault pretty much.

Enjoy those saggy balls.

What do you want from me?

I mean, you got the easy part. You could pass science in your sleep.

- You... You look great. - Thanks. That's enough.

[IN ENGLISH] Okay.

- Problem solved. - Oh, hey.

I can't believe you made all this sushi.

Talking to Toby scares you, right?

I’m my own beat friend

JESS: Mark Warshaw? - Smells like trash.

BOY: Whoo! We're gonna kick some ass!

but I did regret how I left things with Jess and Casey.

Speaking of stones, rock-hard abs.

so let's just forget it, okay?

who's RT'ing them all day long.

Now that I'm here, I'm sure. Your move.

That's just the way it is. Football guys, they date hot chicks.

WOMAN [ON COMPUTER]: I am the DUFF.

- Tss, pfft. Pfft. - Right?

It's just one quick thing. It's for my article.

B, on an average day,

BIANCA: ...I ceased to be.

This is a DUFF.

All right, so, what's the number-one mistake

Sorry, practice for...?

How could you guys not tell me this whole time that I was your DUFF?

running and screaming for their lives.

Good? Wow, that's really a rave review.

- I hate you. - No, you look adorable.

When I told them that you were here,

- I'm gonna get started. - I have to...

Yeah, no shit, it's not.

I'm assuming you've seen the video.

so, Caitlyn, I wanna go over by the stage and get the very best lighting.

I thought we were friends.

You got a uniboob, your posture sucks, and your clothes fit weird

because I'm loving it.

where they stood in the social hierarchy?

But every so often, there's that one moment in high school

It's called a spacebar.

BIANCA: Nightmare. I'd only been trained for Dave & Buster's.

Even if you weren't in a group, like Creepy Carrie Raskowitz.

BOY: Come on, man.

GIRL 1: Ouch. I feel bad for Toby.

Look at me, Toby.

- All right, well... BIANCA: Okay.

Excuse me, that is not like us right now.

Bianca, she has the hottest friends.

The site has thousands of comments and likes on it.

but I combined my ex with depression,

have gone up 15 cents in the cafeteria and...

Yeah, it's actually not my job to give you pervy intel

Duuff ings Yah man

I mean, why else would two super-hot, popular girls

Look, we're going through something over here.

The thing you have to understand

And I was all like, Bitch, if I cared what you thought, I'd ask.

- No. - Be totally gangster about it, okay?

That's your third F. I don't know what's going on with you.

- Don't you hate me? - I'm glad you asked. Yes, I do.

- Actually, really good. - This year's homecoming queen is...

You know, like Tony Romo, he's a Dallas Cowboy.

All right, well, you held up your end of the bargain,

I give you Wesley Rush.

Got a second to talk to a fan?

BIANCA: Did any of these people know

- Easy. - Real chatty Cathy.

You know, have fun playing intramural Wii golf this season, dick face.