Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

It's not like he rides a horse, right?
It's a doozy, but it's a real feather in the cap
Just say, I could tell from across the room we might be into each other.
[IN MONSTER VOICE] Bianca kiss Wes now?
I just want to... I just want to... One more thing.
- Hmm? - Yeah, okay, a little bit.
I overheard Madison bragging about it to her friends.
- Look, Madison... BIANCA: It's okay.
They're pity rts
We're in chemistry together.
Sorry, are you friends with them?
- What is this? - Look, I'm sorry, B.
Yeah, funny. Actually, that kind of reminds me of a song
- I need you to give me real talk. - Real talk?
It's not okay.
I couldn't even imagine it.
Wesley. Wesley.
[LAUGHS]
- See? - Oh, man, all this dancing
[SPEAKS IN SPANISH]
Oh, and remember, it gets better.
[BIANCA SCOFFS]
- Are you sure? You're being weird. - You're being weird, okay?
Oh, look, arm-fold head-tilt. That's a classic.
mazel tov, dottie.
Toby, that is unbelievably inappropriate.
Wes.
Live by this, and you shall pass the midterm.
Come on in.
I’m my own best friend
- Oh, we bought ours online. - All right, cool. See you there.
Okay?
You're a little excited, aren't you? Toby...
And where do we start with me?
Anyone?
Since you can't seem to leave my boyfriend alone,
because no one's trying to get in their pants.
Oh, Toby, don't stop.
Hey there.
I'm flattered.
- Bianca, Bianca. - What?
but I'm happy to sit this one out.
- I should totally forward this. - Me too.
You can pick them up after school, maybe.
- I would play Call of Duty with her... - Yeah.
- What the hell is this, underwear? - No, it's a camisole.
He says crazy stuff all the time.
Oh, you're busy. I'll come back a little later.
- What do you want? BIANCA: Let's go.
- Can I have peaches and pears? - Okay.
And idiots don't exactly give great advice.
I kind of got into a fight with my best friends, and...
- Viral? - Viral.
It is the stench of ones and zeroes
What's up? Oh, California roll?
Oh, you're gonna turn all the...? Turn them all back on? Okay.
We'll find someone.
- I could be dating college guys... WESLEY: Yeah.
BUCHANON: Each student will be required
Wow, I had no idea guys like you even thought about this kind of stuff.
Yep, that's me.
He's going to Ohio State in the fall.
- No, no. Definitely not. - Ha, ha.
Now, I want you to get cleaned up, I want you to go to that dance,
Look, I'm an idiot.
- Oh! - Oh, hey.
- Maybe we'll accidentally touch knees. - Oh, can I?
All right, this is how girls like to be kissed.
[IN NORMAL VOICE] No, Spinal Tap.
It's really... It's doing something to me.
[CROWD APPLAUDING]
Okay. Well, I'm off to do some believing and hopefully achieving.
Hit send, drop.
Oh. No, I... It's okay, I...
Okay, okay, look, I can't lose my scholarship.
and I wasn't happy about it.
It's not even...
This is a good look.
Ugh. She needs a blow-out.
because I'm drinking out of plastic water bottles my whole life.
NO ELEVATOR YET!
Thanks. I just had a bagel, though, so I'm full.
- That is really great. - Yeah, he is hot.
[WHISTLES]
Because I'll wear my Shape-ups. Having some...
I'm a DUFF.
Because Wesley and I are getting back together.
and, you know, maybe send him an Edible Arrangement.
Jess and Casey. Jess and Casey.
Hey, what the hell was that for?
Okay, now you went too far. You had me and then you lost me.
Come on, let's go.
WESLEY: Wow. - How was that?
We're gonna call it, uh, stage 11.
Those would be subtitles.
Excuse me, I, uh...
Game on.
Unfollowed y'all on Twitter.
[BABBLES]
You're not listening.
Just kidding. It's my voice mail.
- What? - Hey, Bianca. That's better...
It's a little weird now.
[CLAPS]
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- Yeah. - Yes.
I don't have to look at pictures of your artisanal cappuccinos every morning.
[BOTH MOANING]
We gotta go. Come on. Let's go, let's go.
Look, having had experience in this area,
- Oh, of course. - It's a YouTube video, right?
On an average day, how many guys ask you questions about you?