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I'm my own best friend

Actually, I'm just waiting for strangers to walk by

BIANCA: Oh. Hey-oh.

- And dresser. - Okay.

You know Bianca well. Do you think she'd put this up to get attention?

so I've brought on a sensei.

I’m my own best friend

Oh, my God. You know, I get it Wesley, okay?

To a date? On a date? To a date?

I used to run up here a lot with Pepper,

That's how people kiss.

For step eight, okay, for... Of the plan.

And this year's homecoming king is...

if you were the only man left on the planet.

- Second is anger. - Why, you little... Agh!

but you end up missing out on all this great stuff around you.

Wes, I did it. I just got that guy's number.

BIANCA: You know in Batman when that guy falls into the vat of acid

Oh, please, Mr. Arthur,

What did Wes say? That no one's making out if they're three feet apart.

Yeah, yeah. Wesley told me everything.

This girl's gonna have the flirties rolling in.

That was a good take for me. Get a wide shot too.

I remember Pepper.

- Yeah. - Yeah.

MADISON: Did you see the way that guy looked at you?

- Just get off work? - Kind of.

Having fun at the party?

In everything we do

Yep. Oh, my God, that is so horrible.

But it's the word and it stuck. It's a catchall.

Oh, my God. Get out of here before I murder you.

Okay, I'm thinking something kind of trendy,

Mazel Tov, Dottie ✨

of course we're friends, and that's cool.

You know what's not good is I saw Toby today.

Step seven: the date. Okay, we need a plan.

You're horrible. I hope you like cats.

who told me what was actually going on.

BIANCA: It was becoming harder and harder to deny the truth.

don't touch the tv violet! why not? because i'm afraid the signals will shatter into the electricity and it will zap me and i'll become dejonsled.

You know, I saw you and Madison.

- Dude, she's 15 years old, man. - She's a ten.

[IN MONSTER VOICE] Whoa, whoa, whoa.

GIRL 2: Bianca Piper's ass means the terrorists have won.

I'm a little chilly, yeah.

You thought the first video was bad.

You're always going up.

You should wear something cute.

The word homecoming itself

BIANCA: That's me.

- Congratulations, Madison. - I knew it was me.

Ooh. How about a little Dave & Buster's?

Man, so many unanswered questions.

Who makes that, Build-A-Bear?

Will there be a lot of walking, though?

Hey, look at you.

- Yeah, I could eat. - Good.

I need to talk to you about something.

Ladies, this is Bianca.

BIANCA: Toby... JESS: Casey, shut the site down now.

Ooh. Good question.

Attention, students. The halls of our prestigious institution

you should project boldness with a power pantsuit combo.

I don't know exactly how to rhyme that.

- I don't have a date. JESS: I can fix that.

BIANCA: Oh, shit.

- And? WESLEY: And...

You know, I should be mad at you. You ruined my favorite shirt.

WESLEY: Hey, neighbor. - Wesley.

because it makes what I'm about to do a whole lot easier.

Make yourself at home. That's Japanese tea, by the way.

Since when do you care what Wesley Rush says?

Um, so hey, where do you wanna go?

Hey, neighbor-slash-boyfriend.

Okay, look, when you said that we should hang out Friday,

- Are your parents gonna get divorced? - God, I hope so.

- What? FILLMORE: You heard him.

Huh? Nailed it. I'm so proud of me.

Guys, it's homecoming. You're definitely going.

BIANCA: Not only was I the school's most famous DUFF,

- Our what? - Your Designated Ugly Fat Friend.

Can you make sure you get an insert shot of them opening it?

and becomes the Joker?

Problem solved.

We're not... We're not here together.

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You didn't have to do this.

Simon, get your finger out of there.

[BIANCA MURMURS INDISTINCTLY]

- Didn't need the help, you know? - Oh, sorry.

- Can we leave? - Definitely not.

GIRL [ON COMPUTER]: Oh, my...

Are you twerking?