Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Passion plus action...

- Who's that? - Ugh.

That was a good one.

- Bye-bye. TOBY: Bye.

Wow, look at you.

- Yeah, you look so relaxed and happy. - Yeah, well, I was.

We both like Thai food, are athletically toned and lying about it.

That's actually how I got into guitar.

So, urn, you two, huh?

- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - That too, yeah.

BIANCA: He could talk to anyone. FILLMORE: Wesley.

I am already at the fifth and final stage: acceptance.

Toby Tucker is gonna play you a song, and you're gonna love it.

MAN: Oh, here we go. WOMAN: Well, it's the truth.

- I can turn off the air. - Oh, okay. Whatever.

I mean, I know you won't believe me, but I was the DUFF out of my friends.

"Ooh. How About A Little Dave & Buster's?"

Is that supposed to be Robert Pattinson?

Is that what it felt like?

That doesn't... That's not... That's not even a thing anymore.

- seeing you here. - Hey.

BUCHANON: Where's Wesley?

Well, that's my whole thing.

I need a layman's opinion.

But enough about me.

I would totally bang the shit out of her.

The truth is, I don't know who you are from your clothes, okay?

BOY: Yeah, Madison. - All right.

And I totally support that.

You can't take it literally, okay?

Can we just cool it for a second?

I mean, the DUFF doesn't actually have to be fat or ugly.

I want you to take me...

Ooh. Madison, you used to make me so upset,

there was only one guy I wanted to be my date.

and I felt like I couldn't talk to you about it,

I watch a lot of Project Runway. What's up?

It's about understanding

But it doesn't feel bad.

So make your writing have a positive effect.

Yeah, definitely. Thanks.

[IN BRITISH ACCENT] turn it up to 11.

They're sugar-free, and I know you're trying to watch that kind of thing.

Fine, own it. Be the best weirdo you can be.

You wanna do your thing

- What? What? - Just one thing.

I cannot wait to release your video tomorrow.

WESLEY: And then it's all about interaction.

- Nice muted tones. - No.

- Well, yeah. TOBY: So, uh...

- Whoo! Yeah. Whoo! - Okay, I think... I think we're good.

is, like, the cool, hip new spot.

You know, I've been working on a poem myself.

Oh, you're not the only B in my life. Suck it, science.

Hmm. Well, I know just the place.

- I was just going low, that's all. - Just...

BIANCA: Okay, bye. DOTTIE: Bye.

I don't wanna be anybody's DUFF anymore, okay?

BIANCA: Know how they say The hills have eyes?

That was practice in case you hadn't made out with anyone in a while.

- They don't do that? - Ha, ha.

- You're good. - Oh.

it's just another night where you feel pressure

I have no idea what the hell you're talking about.

Uh, in porn, maybe.

I think we gotta deal with this in a way that's private and sensitive.

as the Relationship Strobe Light.

Really good. Thank you so much for that, teach.

It didn't feel like just some word to me.

So here's the song.

- This part's the best. MAN: Definitely not.

Come Monday morning, it's back to reality.

Oh, my God. What a coincidence it is

Because I was hoping to take you to dinner.

Sorry, were you just hitting on my ex-boyfriend?

Are we breaking into the newsroom to hook up?

Don't look at me. Look at me.

I couldn't even look at Jess and Casey, they made me so mad.

I can't believe for five seconds I thought that...

I mean, it's not like she's gonna say anything to him.

You caught me. I'm uploading pictures to my profile.

- Oh, you're good. BIANCA: Huh?

ABSOLUTELY NOT!

Hey, Caitlyn, take five.

a bunch of kids anonymously typing whatever comments they want

- Thank you. That's how we like it. - What is that?

WOMAN: Here are your phones, kids. GIRL 1: Thank you.

Yeah, I'd like that.

I'm so sorry, Susan. I'll see you tomorrow.

- Okay. - You were at my special place.

Really dig them.

- Ooh. Yes. - Thanks.

Ms. Madison Morgan. Ms. Madison Morgan.

I kind of wanna reach out, but I'm not really sure

But a guy I know once told me that if you like somebody,

so I can show them this bad boy.

The only periodic chart I know is the one that tells me

Yeah, sure, what's up?

Really? With this? Does she have to film everything?

All right, what are you really looking to get out of your boy, Tony?

- Ha-ha-ha. - So far down my throat. Ha, ha.

I don't play favorites, but you're my favorite.

- The place with the metal claw game? - You bet your ass.

What I'm talking about is a good old-fashioned crush on a boy.