Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

They like him because he's, like, an amazing guy.

You need a booth, okay? It's better for flirting,

[BIANCA CHUCKLES]

You bet your ass, you are. Whoo! Who's number one in your brain?

Oh, just give it to me, Toby.

Fine. Although I did hear Toby's gonna be at the party tonight.

Boobs look good. New bra?

- Is this where you kill me? - Ha, ha. Yes.

Super. Where are your girls at?

You did. And I thank you.

You want this date to end with you making out, you need to think ahead.

Boy, this one's gonna destroy you.

until we have gotten to the bottom of this.

- No, I don't... I don't remember it. - You sure?

to an article about homecoming.

- Okay. - Rip it.

- Done. BIANCA: What? No, no way.

Okay, girl, I know some DUFFs too.

What do you think?

- Mm. Fascinating. - People like me matter here.

If anybody ever sees this, I'll rip your nut sack off.

Yeah, it's sort of acceptance plus,

and I got expression.

- The first is denial. - No way, because I'm not dying.

- Hey there? - Hop up.

Also I brought pizza.

I'm horny for sex.

And people don't like him, because he's with you.

You're good at this. I'm feeling mad inspired.

- Little meow, meow, meow. - Ugh.

But it does to you. It's your dream.

Say when. Say...

[DOG BARKING ON PHONE]

And Casey, she's, like, this, you know, fiery Latina.

you could only be a jock, a geek,

Okay, Blue Devils, it's time to crown our king and queen.

WESLEY: Hey, Bianca, it's Wesley.

There's always gonna be somebody prettier or more talented

I'm not the DUFF.

So much to learn.

BIANCA: Can we please just make this quick?

[IN NORMAL VOICE] I wanna be your wife.

It's big because it's on a chalkboard.

Comments, likes, Tweets, memes,

Well, I do love Dave & Buster's,

BIANCA: Wesley and Madison were known around school

You get it? Because he's small?

Oh, God, I want you so bad. Toby...

Well, that's because you're racist against jocks. You're a jock-cist.

Ooh. How about this? It's a little darker, kind of sexy. Hmm?

- Cool. - Okay.

Okay, kids, enjoy your party. I love you. I have another seminar to prep for.

and bring your special brand of journalistic gravitas

That was not bad.

- Viral? - Viral.

- The most beautiful couple? GIRL: Oh, my God.

The place with the metal claw game?

Now that I'm here, I know it. Your move.

But times have changed.

Lick your lips a little bit.

Princesses are on antidepressants.

That is the opposite of what I just said.

- That dress is beautiful on you. - Thanks.

Look, I'm no wine expert, but I'm pretty sure

And people like me don't date anybody.

Hey, B, will you take a look at my fashion piece?

of the three of us. You're loyal, you're funny.

but I had to stay focused on my Toby mission.

JESS: Come on, B. Come on, B.

It is a mantra that I teach all of my clients

Bye. We said it at the same time.

- I'm a DUFF. - I'm a DUFF.

HOMER: What's after fear? HIBBERT: Bargaining.

[SPEAKING IN SPANISH]

- What, um...? Were you...? - That... You know what?

Right, well, that should be fun.

Look, I like myself.

Who are you and what have you done with Wes?

I promise, I didn't send the video, okay?

Are you seriously mad at me right now?

- Wesley. Monster voice? - Yeah.

Hit that... Hit that, uh... That long one in the middle.

CASEY: Ha, ha. He can't even spell.

Whatever you said was meaningless, okay?

- Huh? CASEY: B.

I'm my own best friend.

So we are off to a great start, smart-ass.

Kids started writing to me with their own DUFF stories,

GIRL: Nope, not me, either.

Does he say complimentary things to you?

- He approached me. MADISON: Oh. Totally.

Guess what, so are you. So is everybody.

I'm tired of being the approachable one.

- What do you think? - Hey, look at those.

I'm telling you, I'd really lost hope around Guy 17, you know.

It's kind of nice.

I just want it to be

I’m a regular Bela Lugosi! Who?

Hmm. This is a tough conversation for me.

And you know what else? I'm blocking your ass on Tumblr.

- Big old balls. - Ha, ha. Right.

In my head, I think I was expecting some big reality-show reveal.

Can I have my sweatshirt?

BIANCA: Oh, no. No, no, no.

- Hmm. ls Wesley aware of this? - He will be made aware.

Ha, ha. Yeah. Well, thanks.

Yeah, she is. I should forward this.