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- Thanks. - And I will not be attending, so...

Yeah. No, obviously, I don't... I wouldn't wanna be...

The only way to get over it is to face it right here, right now.

Honey, why don't you just go to Jess and Casey?

[CREW LAUGHING]

Pauli exclusion principle?

Hey, there you are.

and now nobody's gonna know. Hope you're happy.

BIANCA: You bet we are. - Who are you?

This is like restaurant-quality sushi.

Are you okay? Little cold?

- Oh. - Yeah, his name is Toby.

And don't you dare be creeping on my Pinterest, whores.

It's like two people in love.

It's not really worth it, you know.

So, I mean, how do I look? Is this good, coach? Come on.

If yes, chances are he's gonna make his move.

[MUSIC PLAYING ON PHONE]

that I might be able to join in on or just watch?

BIANCA: Thanks a lot.

I picked you for a reason.

Shouldn't you be working at all?

What's the problem?

Lighting matters, okay? The darker the booth, the better.

- I'll, uh, see you around. TOBY: Okay.

- Make it go away. It's very bad. - No.

Jocks play video games.

Wow, wait, you're having a party on a Wednesday?

That's so nice of you.

- They're foam-tastic. - Shh.

with people like me, you know?

He could barely look at me.

- Are you kidding me with this? - I'm not.

[CAMERA CLICKING]

All right, you know what?

but I don't wanna have breast cancer

It's not like you could make me any more awkward, right?

You're really cute when you're having fun.

I guess she's okay.

- Exactly, no. Of course they don't. - No, of course they don't.

ARTHUR: Bianca? BIANCA: Yes.

- A little peace offering. - Oh, my God.

What are you doing to me out there?

That is actually incredible.

BIANCA: Oh, boy. Clearly.

You know, caliente, you know.

Oh, have you? Well, I got a card I can give you.

- Ha-ha-ha. - Wesley, what time is it?

Like, look at this. Do you have a special tool for these?

The DUFF doesn't always have to be some heinous beast, all right?

Look, um, about what I said the other day,

MADISON: Wesley? - Agh!

- How many hits did this get? - Lot of hits.

Step six: Just own it. Grow some balls.

[SINGING] Let you get away

Yeah, she's very spicy.

- Now you know how it feels. - Whoa, who let her in?

[CELL PHONE RINGING]

It's just that stands for Designated Ugly Fat Friend, dick face.

- I'm telling you now... - Toshi.

The guy with the info people go to before they make their move.

See? You friended up, okay?

- Bye. Ha-ha-ha. - Bye.

Bill Nye over there looks like she's about to drink that acid.

They're pity rts

Hey, how'd it go?

This was my vat of acid moment.

Uh, because it makes sense.

Yes, you did. And thank...

of talking about the finer things in life with a fellow intellectual?

- We're doing this? - We're doing this.

I'm really, really into you.

I can't... I can't even believe this.

Yeah, like a midget jerking it. Meow, meow, meow-meow.

until you get your grades up, you're suspended from the team.

and my dad wanted custody of the dog.

And so I thought I should just be straightforward

[ALI DEE'S MAKE THAT BOOTY POP PLAYING]

GIRL: All right. All right.

I couldn't work up the courage to say three words to Toby.

we wouldn't be sitting on a rock having a conversation.

struck a chord with me as well.

- All right. BIANCA: See you.

I think I'm just gonna stick with the old lucky party shirt.

- Hey, B. - Madison, how are you?

BIANCA: You know those people you grow up with,

BIANCA: Mr. Arthur was right.

Come on, we're not friends.

- Wes. BOY: Hey.

- B. - You need it.

- Party pooper. - No, no, guys, I don't dance.

Well, don't get used to it.

- Come on. - Okay.

BIANCA: Oh, God, you always come back with that.

- Thank you. - Totally believable.

I thought we were living in a brave new world,