Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Everything okay? - Oh, yeah. No, uh, I was getting...

- The mall, noon, Saturday. - All right, cool.

That's actually pretty creative for Wes.

GIRL 2: Thank you.

Sorry, as their what?

[CLEARS THROAT]

you know, kind of hipster, maybe unique?

so take some pride in your appearance.

Have you not seen Dateline?

No, literally, three words.

But that's good if you're happy.

Got it. Thanks, A.J. You're sweet.

Hey, is this seat taken?

Shh. So let me put this a little differently.

Okay? That's messed up.

It's like a prison yard out there.

People like you will never matter.

I'm taking a lot of hits today. All right, see you later.

But, um, if anything changes, I'll let you know.

[SCREAMS THEN SOBS]

Jess has the hottest ass.

Ahem. Nope. Okay.

All right, deep breath.

I haven't been kissed in years.

- Do you wanna talk about it? - I'd like to not talk.

[STUDENTS LAUGHING]

Oh, uh, those are the baked crab rolls.

Were we fake friends with her? Kind of.

Uh, yes, Jess and Casey.

You gotta ask me in monster voice.

And you, you're off my Snapchat.

[KEYBOARD CLICKING]

A. Urkel. Asian Urkel.

ARTHUR: No, don't worry about it. Step into my hallway.

CASEY: So all of this because of some word?

BIANCA: And that's my mom.

Impress me to get to my friends.

- Yes, I couldn't even... - Okay.

- So... - Mm-hm. What?

I don't know about you,

Oh, yeah. No. Um...

WOMAN: Everyone, get your phones.

A lot of people... A lot of people saw it. Heh. I don't know.

- I was... MADISON: Wesley?

- What do you mean? No, tell me. - Nothing, nothing. You look fantastic.

Okay, you've gotta pull it together, okay?

BIANCA: The vibe. Darker the better.

Did you want to go out with me, though?

just because I feel like I might say something stupid,

or, um, you know, cleaning my pool.

That means you're being mentally tough and making decisions.

To be honest, the saddest part about it is that

That was stupid.

My own best friend

wanna be friends with somebody like me?

but, um, with all due respect, I'm...

Off to a nice evening

Still, it felt pretty good, so...

At least it only has six views.

Yeah, I'm somebody's DUFF.

so I guess I will hold up mine.

Okay, look, I didn't mean it like that, all right? Urn...

Is he trying to impress you?

Stop, stop. Edible Arrangement?

BIANCA: In the end, it's not about popularity or even getting the guy.

Caitlyn, can you make sure you get a shot

Or Toby. Or anyone, for that matter.

- That's awesome. - Yeah.

- Now I know that you... - Ha, ha.

And if you don't know who it is, chances are it's you.

Oh, great, because I don't like your loops, okay?

ROBIN: Awesome dress, Bianca. - Thanks, Robin.

BIANCA: What does homecoming mean to me?

Here, Kelly, take the blue ones.

I was cruising the halls with my two best friends...

Bianca need Wesley help.

- What? - Oh! Hey, let there be light, right?

All right, let me tell you something.

It was definitely the dress.

I think deep down I've always known you guys were prettier than me,

and she would always make a direct beeline to this rock.

All right. I'm just trying to get more of these thingies, these, uh, flirties.

I'll just flip the breakers, turn all the lights on.

a license to not give a shit.

I'd really like to talk to you, okay? Call me back.

CASEY: Ugh, they do not clean those mirrors.

for any reporter worth their salt

I'm taking you off of my We Heart It and my Vine feed.

JESS: B, it's a party.

- Uh, yeah, but I... - Good.

BOY: Yeah, Bianca! - Let's get the hell out of here.

You're messing with the wrong girl.