Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

made me so thirsty. I'm gonna get a drink.

I always wanted to do that to the coach's board.

I could've done that with Jess and Casey.

Oh, my God. There it is, there it is. You know what? No, no, no.

So you're an honest dipshit, and that's what counts.

I've actually been making a lot of poor choices with my toppings lately.

[SPEAKING IN SPANISH]

I wouldn't wanna be anybody else.

I will make sure you pass science if you help me with this.

- what I should do about it, and... - You should talk to them.

- Mm. - And dancer.

You're honored and thrilled to lend that Bianca Piper magic?

And so my mom used to stand outside my room

And I've just been thinking about some stuff, and I just...

I'm gonna look like Hillary Clinton, Mom.

WESLEY: Okay, you, Toby. Let's get started.

Okay, look, it was just the tryouts, all right?

[CELL PHONE CHIMES]

It's the only way I can get into college.

Really? What kind of light...?

Okay, it's not the end of the world.

in the tiny sweatpants, and it got dark.

But you're the only one in this whole school

Well, hallelujah, okay?

Oh, yeah, I'm doing a video about the party for my YouTube channel.

I mean, how have you been, after that video came out?

I just thought it would be, you know, more personal.

Achieve your goals.

I could sense that good things were about to happen.

[COMPUTER BEEPING]

- Unibooben. - Sí, uniboob.

I mean, Jess is, like, an amazing actress.

Are you filming me?

BIANCA: Despite missing my ex-best friends, my mom was right.

BIANCA: But one night divine inspiration struck.

Shaw's over. Just Bianca.

Wesley, I'm what's known as pre-famous.

And subconsciously I knew it too.

telling you, you need to be there.

I just mean that you look good, but you don't look like you.

Yeah, on second thought,

- Nope. - This one might be my favorite yet.

Game tape, for review. This is what you look like

ROBIN: Is that Bianca Piper?

And if he's still weird, he's a jackass.

I'm feeling inspired.

Lab partner's got this.

How's she doing?

I was now the least-liked person in it.

you mix red and white, you get rose.

BIANCA [ON PHONE]: Oh, Toby.

Are you feeling a little better?

Mm, Wesley, you wouldn't be in my life

All right, I just talked with the guys, and I told them we're going alone.

You can expect to go through five stages.

Not a lot of people would have the balls to say all that.

WESLEY: Well, can't we talk to Coach Grant about it?

I want you to step out of your comfort zone

- with some bro-valent electrons? - Yeah.

How dare you? You love those foam faces.

You know, I'm really tired. I think we should just take a break.

Toi après un massage Chi Nei Tsang

[CELL PHONES RINGING AND BUZZING]

I just mean you're not a fashion expert.

Well, make some more friends and tell them.

Worst scenario is if you get seated at a table right across from each other.

- Please, Wesley, help Bianca? - Ha, ha.

Okay, just because you think one of us is better-looking than you...

She looks great. She's pulling it off.

The video was hysterical. Eat a dick.

- [IN NORMAL VOICE] There you go. - Not bad. You still got it.

Step three, okay? Smile more.

Just don't tear me down for not giving a shit about your labels,

These are useless.

I give you Think Rock.

That was... Uh, that was practice.

CAITLYN: I love your outfit. - Caitlyn, can you make sure

I just thought I'd branch out.

Take good care of her. I'm gonna get the hell out of this section.

BIANCA: Can't wait. Should I bring anything or...?

A dating site. I signed up for all of them.

how many guys ask you questions about Jess and Casey?

That sounds like an awesome episode of Dateline.

Jess and Casey.

Let's do this shit.

Hey, DUFF queen, wanna show me some of them moves?

It's because you're using me to make yourselves look better.

- All right. - Okay, bye.

- Ha-ha-ha. - [IN JAPANESE ACCENT] This is not...

Don’t text me back then, Dickface

and tell them that you're into them.

But it... That wasn't what it looked like.

- Without Jess and Casey... - Hey, Jess, Casey.

You want me to what?

I mean, the angles weren't even from where I was sitting.

BIANCA: Meet Madison Morgan.

I know it sucks, but maybe it's the universe

Ah, yeah, I'm just really feeling this sushi.

For what it's worth, what you wrote here

You said I could use it.