Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Aren't you? Heh. - Well, irregardless...
- No. - Mm-mm.
I work alone.
- Heh. Yeah. - Um, it's true.
Enthalpy, entropy-
- I'm Allen. - Hey, Bianca.
and rock that homecoming like my Bianca Piper would.
Uh, we thought we would make it about how the prices of ice cream
I thought you were hinting that they were gonna be here.
I'll be right back.
This is why we are not dating, okay?
FILLMORE: Take a seat, Mr. Rush.
- You are a phenomenal kisser. - Ha-ha-ha.
- Oh, no. It's so good, though. - Thank you. I think it's great.
- Oh, my God, I'm doing it again. - No, no, it's okay, it's working.
The point is, we're a team.
- Hi. - Hey, Wes.
I know some people will tell you that homecoming is about celebrating,
She's right, it was pretty awesome.
Coach says I might get to play some football this year.
WESLEY: Wow, boys' locker room. Nice.
[CELL PHONES CHIME]
BIANCA: Toby Tucker. I didn't know you were here.
Oh. Bianca. Well, this is awkw...
ARTHUR: Yes, I am your daddy, Simon.
See? She gets her info, he gets to talk to a hot senior.
How old is the porn you're watching?
- Is he sitting close? - I don't know...
Have they asked about me?
BIANCA: So, yeah, she was a bitch.
You're aware I'm a woman, right?
Tell him you know the video sucks, but you're into him, and to deal with it.
Jess Harris.
TOBY: Are you okay?
And impressed. Ha, ha.
I think we can find something better.
Yeah.
But, you know, you're wrong, because we all have our insecurities.
Is he leaning in?
- Wesley? - What?
Yeah, actually, your girls are looking incredible out there.
- Nerd ass. - Okay, no. Didn't need...
You wanna blow his horn? Put your hand on his instrument?
Note to self.
to turn in their phones to teachers and retrieve at the end of the day
Now I did.
I think this is the first time that you and I have ever really talked.
You look crazy.
- There you go. - Hey.
How you feel When your wife feels sick
What are you talking about? B, this isn't you.
what time of the month to avoid Madison. Hey!
Okay, bye.
and tell you to your face.
- Thanks? - Can we just...?
- Love you, have fun. - Unless there was something else.
and electronic hardware probably manufactured somewhere in China.
There was no cool name for it like the DUFF.
[CROWD LAUGHING]
Okay, dancing makes it worse.
Oh, my God, of course.
and then good things are bound to happen.
- Thanks. - Ew.
Okay, no one's making out if they're three feet apart. Simple geology.
[SINGING] Baby, you set my soul on fire
the last thing I wanna do is go to a place
Wait, you're into me?
Wes, it's Bianca.
You have Wesley, and you treat him like he's stupid, but he isn't.
feels like an atomic bomb,
- Ah, my dress. - Ah? Not bad for a DUFF, am I right?
BIANCA: Oh, God, even my car's a DUFF.
[NOVA ROCKAFELLER'S MADE IN GOLD PLAYING]
Take a look at Robin.
Big, fat ass. Ew.
No, I'm gonna get the girl.
But they're positive this time.
Wesley Rush.
Oh, so I have bad style?
is what happens in high school is gonna stay with us forever.
MATT: You're my special little Toby. I can take you home with me.
I have changed my tune.
pretty much sums it up right there.
Oh, I think it's adorable that Wesley indulged you in a pity make-out.
Like, in Japan, the... You have to go? Okay.
that is used to cover us against pizza-induced diabetes.
Come on.
We just bumped into each other here.
We should, uh, hang out sometime.
[BELL RINGS]
How'd you find this place?
I can't even believe I thought that I could ask you something like this.
But, you know, I'm not really friends with them right now, so...
Good. I'm glad you're excited about it. Go right ahead.
I think I'm just gonna, like, write him a really long letter
Okay, they're announcing king and queen soon,
Oh, my God. I didn't even know they had those.
because you think that I'm approachable, aren't you?
Sometimes it's that simple.
Wonderful. Heh. Mm.
And geeks basically run the country.
I'm gonna, uh...
Lighten up? Because I'm so heavy?
- You sure about that? BIANCA [ON PHONE]: Ha-ha-ha.
- You have a question? Hmm? - Yeah. Don't do that.
- I don't need to... BUCHANON: Okay, Blue Devils.
Mm-hm, okay.
I don't know. It's crazy.
BIANCA: No, no, no. - Yeah, you do. Come on, you dance.