Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

a place without labels.

to make sure that I was doing my homework.

How about tonight you just worry about what you think about you?

- Toby. - Tuba?

You were on a date with Toby.

Guys can be DUFFs too, okay?

Well, I can't seem to talk to him

BIANCA: So, what does homecoming mean to me?

Today of all days? Are you kidding me?

No? Not for you? Okay. Um...

Good for you. Good talk. You know what? Get back out there.

I'm going out with Toby. Toby's the guy that I like.

[CROWD LAUGHING]

I was cruising the halls with my two best friends.

Okay, perfect. Hold that pose.

BIANCA: Hey. - Hey.

MADISON: Get out of my way.

so I just kind of scooted it on over here.

BIANCA: Yes. All right. - Okay.

Wow, that is an interesting dress.

WOMAN: I do everything around this house, and you don't do...

My cousin Charlie Piper?

- What? - I said, go on with the story,

WOMAN: That is not a good look.

MAN: Save it for therapy, okay, honey?

BIANCA: It could not have gotten worse.

This is just getting weird now.

Honey, forget about the five stages. I have got some real advice for you.

Well, it is a little...

It’s a wiener!

Oh no, no, no, no

Look at you not in a pantsuit.

OH HELL YA THEY CAN....

- This is a good one. - Aw, heh.

- Excuse me, I might. - Mm?

I know. That just makes me more exotic on the site.

It's not like a big deal, okay? I mean, like, every group of friends has one.

My special place. You'll see.

Please don't start with the universe with me

And I thank you.

Catfish? Pretty Little Liars?

- Hey, Bianca, about the other... - Shh, shh, shh.

Here are my chemistry notes, okay?

- You are very talented. - It's really perfect, Jess.

WESLEY: I deserved that.

You label everybody to try to keep them down,

MAN: Can we do one more...? - Okay, not again.

WESLEY: Oh, monster voice sexy.

- no Tinder, no Facebook, no Hulu... - Just say no Internet. We get it.

You called me fat and ugly, Wesley.

Yeah, but I don't feel like going.

And I realize now that none of this matters to me.

GIRL 1: Oh, my God, he called her a five. Ha, ha.

That was Florida. Seems like a long time ago.

Is this one of your lessons?

and have the perfect evening.

I don't care about 15. She's a ten.

WESLEY: No, no, if you're doing homework, I'm gonna kill myself.

You know, people like you don't hang out

You know, I was thinking maybe retail slut or just slut whore.

and it worked for you and it didn't work for me,

- I'm a regular Bela Lugosi. - Who?

You could be on the cover of GQ. Back cover.

Hey, I got your message.

No, like I said, it's the poetry of the chord progression

maybe you took baths with them when you were little,

Yes, please. Ha, ha.

Wes, if I wanted to go shopping and talk about girly stuff,

- It was kind of beautiful. - Yeah, it was.

Step two: Time to show the world who you are.

And then she was all like, Bitch, if I wanted your opinion, I'd ask.

I'm... I'm sorry, I didn't...

But such powerful women?

We're... No? You're...

Yeah, all right.

- Have you met me? - Okay.

Guys, I don't see Toby.

Is it intimidating?

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Hey, dummy humper, I found you a new boyfriend in health class.

- Who wants to know? - The only man in your life.

BIANCA: There you go. - Thank you.

A friend of mine was wondering,

Just forget it.

Oh, I don't think he meant me too.

- who videotape everything. WESLEY: Oh, here we go.

this early in the morning, okay?

Heh, okay, you know what? Here, you can have it.

- Yeah. - So I'm gonna...

who suffer from performance anxiety.

I am late for an event.

What...? You're not into Wesley, are you?

Because you, my friend, are a juvenile dipshit.

BIANCA: Do you think he didn't come?

I want you to walk over and get his phone number.

I'm my own best friend

Even got a little action. I didn't have to do anything.

[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

Here. Lots of options for you.

I know. I have my first Internet date.

I couldn't get through three words of that.

Ahem. Uh, sure is, yeah.

That's probably a good idea.

I know you miss me.