Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

GIRL 1: He's gotta be so embarrassed.
Oh.
You've got to be kidding me.
Well, you're not the only one running around punching people today.
Yeah, excuse me.
Hey, get your homecoming tickets now.
My darling Don't go away
You don't even get it. This is not my dream.
Homecoming tickets, homecoming.
Should I've gone with wiener in your mouth?
Shh.
- No, no one wants that. WESLEY: Graze them.
- Not a word. - Well, irregardless of that...
to find the perfect date, the perfect outfit,
You need to start dressing more like you, and less like Wreck-It Ralph.
Oh, uh-oh.
So, you have to pass the chemistry midterm, okay?
- Just don't conceive. - Mm.
Mom, I've been through all of your stages, okay?
- I'm so proud of you. Good job. - Ah.
Because I can't find anything. Do you think short, long?
Oh, my God, you do this before every dance.
You ever heard the phrase The pen is mightier than the sword?
Wes, the dress?
I know, right?
Hey, I see you have a reusable bag.
- No. Get out. - This guy. This guy is.
Really?
I, uh... I kind of just got back together with Madison.
MAN: Wesley, will you get the door?!
- on my best friends, but thanks. - Well, I mean, it kind of is, though.
- Yeah, totally. - Yeah, totally.
As she would tell you herself, she's the hottest girl in school.
[COMPUTER BEEPS]
That's what sucking at life looks like. Oh.
You're using me to try to get closer to Jess and Casey,
Mazel tov, Dottie.
Well, we'll see. This is all so new for me.
And don't be creepin on my Pinterest, *****!
- Oh, did you have fun in here? - No.
BIANCA: Well, you don't.
[IN SLOW MOTION] Don't stop.
Just a vest. Okay, MacGyver.
I wish you would've thought of that before.
GIRL 2: Yeah. It says, That mannequin just made out with a five.
Cool. That's crazy.
Take me on this table right now.
But it will be.
Homecoming king. Come on up.
- How's this Friday? - This Friday, hmm,
Shouldn't you be working with a partner?
[CROWD APPLAUDING]
BIANCA: Wes had made me see the school differently,
Today was only day one.
[AUDIENCE CHEERING]
His name's Toby Tucker. Maybe you've heard of him.
Here we go. Yeah.
And whatever you write, I'm running it as our lead, so make it count.
Look out. Okay. Heh.
[BOTH CHUCKLE]
Someone's pool need cleaning?
- B... - Please, just go home.
- Step six... - Let's let the steps go.
Yeah, that's not where I was going with that.
have been compromised by the stench of cyber bullying.
- From next door? - Okay.
Do you know what that means? That means retaliation videos.
Please, Wes, you're embarrassed to be seen with me at school.
about what other people think about you.
That's a bit vanilla. Pardon the pun.
Says it on there.
[CELL PHONES CHIMING]
Hey-oh!
What?
[WOMAN SCREAMING ON COMPUTER]
BIANCA: It didn't matter what group you were in, it was unavoidable.
- I don't know. It's a fair amount. WESLEY: Okay.
GIRL: For generations of high-schoolers,
No one at all? Any takers?
- Tell me what you think. Be brutal. - Okay.
You hungry? I'm hungry.
acting as, like, the gatekeeper to their better-looking friends.
But I wasn't even trying to hook up with Wesley Rush.
[GRUNTS]
that changes your perspective on everything.
How do we look together? How do we look together?
No, no. Just having some me time at my locker.
Text me.
I've never had anybody go on a punching spree for me before.
Whoa, someone's in a mood. Lighten up.
- Granola. - Granola?
Toby Tucker, I've loved you for a long time.
Like, I thought you were saying that they were into me.
Now, don't go away
Do they do other things together
Oh, and Wesley? He passed science.
I could tell from across the room that we might be into each other.
Are you DUFFing me?
Oh, no, heh, not... I'm not going out with Wes.
and tried on the dress Wesley gave me.
I can't believe it. Congratulations.
Okay, I think I can probably finish this later.
[TOBY LAUGHS]
We came up with that idea together, but mostly me.
and put some stuff in the words and make it pop?
BIANCA: But it was just me.
or richer than you,
Look, I'm sorry about Toby.
Yeah, it is.
And we can't be Bianca, Jess and Casey without Bianca.
WESLEY: On one condition.
I will not be attending.
Oh, no, she's right, B. You are by far the smartest one
No.
And since I got into Northwestern, we can visit each other.
MAN: What do you want me to say? I have nothing to say.
So, yeah, um, I need to chronicle everything.
It's happening.
Designated Ugly Fat Friend.
There will be no Vine, no Flickr, no Tumblr,
Hello. Okay.
- Wes gave it to me. - Oh, what are you two doing tonight?