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That doesn't make any sense. I've seen lots of people on drugs and ...
Minnie Blankenship. He never showed up.
so this is Buddy Kupfer and his lovely family.
Mrs. Smith.
Oh, my God.
* Two more days to Halloween, Halloween ... *
You Just Can't Win
Wait. Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
It was a part of our world ...
I really gotta go. - Dan, you promised.
Aren't you just ... the least bit tired?
German.
Yes. Thanks, I will. - Bye.
It's almost time, kids. The clock is ticking.
someone hasn't been tampering with this stuff.
He just walked up outta the rain.
When?
volatile chemicals, very dangerous. I wouldn't want to put anybody in any danger. - Oh sure, I understand.
And if he is ...
I suppose you shopped at the new mall like everybody else, huh?
Sure did. Last week. A man in an old green station wagon.
Where the hell have you been? I waited all night. Shut up, shut up. Linda, shut up. Listen, listen.
Maybe they know something.
Papa really loved this place ...
We've lost him.
Oh, that's great. Hey honey, it's a freebie!
That's right, three horrifiic masks to choose from.
Where the hell have you been? I waited all night. Shut up, shut up. Linda, shut up. Listen, listen.
Stop it!
8:48 p.m.
It's the last Halloween for that lousy factory of his.
I'm sorry. We cannot complete your call as dialed.
The lady's going to get the very best possible treatment. I promise you that.
I mean. My four-year-old was throwing the thing against the wall.
10:00 a.m., Saturday. Please.
Just ashes and car parts.
A great man, Conal Cochran. A true genius.
I'll call... - Tell me where you're going to stay. - No, I can't remember the name of the hotel.
No ... but you can talk to someone who might.
Did you load this one?
Thanks again.
No, we haven't. You'll see.
Sierra Mesa still making you drink your ass off? - Oh, yeah. Yeah.
Conal Cochran, the all-time genius of the practical joke.
Hallo.
Derrick Smith ... at Stonehenge.
here to see Mr. Cochran. - Yes, Mr. Kupfer. Welcome.
Tonight's just for fun. A way of saying thank you to all our good customers.
Oh, sorry.
please hang up and try again.
See you later.
And right there's Little Buddy.
to sit by our fires of turf.
I don't know. Your father came into the hospital. He ...
Ah, sure I believe she's resting just now.
Operator, this is an emergency. I wanna ... I'm sorry.
I mean less there's gonna be trouble. There's not gonna be any trouble, in it.
You've been busy.
I'm older than I look.
* Two more days to Halloween, Halloween, Halloween * * Two more days to Halloween, Silver Shamrock. *
What's famous? You really don't know?
Oh god, there's hope for us yet.
The immortal classic,
Stonehenge.
It's always a pleasure doing business with you. It is indeed.
It’s getting late and I could use a drink.
Do you remember that transaction?
We've gotta do something, call somebody. Huh?
Oh, thank you, sir.
I do love a good joke. And this is the best ever. A joke on the children.
He runs Silver Shamrock, the Halloween mask people.
Santa Mira.
The third commercial, it's still on. Please.
-Oh. - Little place. Not too far away.
Real soon, little buddy. - Buddy, my feet are killing me. - Honey, come on. The fun's just startin'.