Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

So Michael's a Doofus?

Name something about yourself that you consider to be a weakness.

I allow people to boss me around.

And I really wish I hadn't just said that.

I'll see you around.

but they made me Assistant Manager, threw the money at me...

doing your job.

Jackie, maybe they won't notice.

and I think this polyester uniform is giving me a body rash.

It must've been my roach clip.

Now, Diligent always does his job by the book.

The new Fatso Burger's hiring people.

By the way, Mom and Dad are going to the Playboy Club...

See? That's a smartmouth.

You see, one day I want a house, and kids, and maybe a chandelier.

Everything costs money. Gas, clothes...

Eric, welcome to the Fatso Burger family.

A scrawny little neighbor boy.

Come on, Kitty, it was a hair-net...

And only quitters quit.

What, you guys don't remember Esther, the biker chick?

Donna, I have never been to an American party. May I come?