Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

4:58 on a Friday. People sang in the parking lot.

Most days I just sit and wait for the break.

The Sun Is In The 2/3rds Easterly Quadrant Which Would Make It About 2:00 In The Afternoon

I will also be taking a personal day tomorrow

I will remain close by to provide unseen moral support.

Things like squirrels,

which would make it about 2:00 in the afternoon.

I really prefer Devil's Food Cake.

How many lines is your commit? Is there a limit?

Just the two of us from this point out.

And here's your duct tape. Good.

That's what who said?

Here's your knife. Thank you.

Do you want to do this right or not?

Can you smell the trees and the nature?

to lighten the tension when things sort of get hard.

Claude’s Great. He's Great. But Sometimes He Can Be A Little Bit Much.

Why don't you just have an apple?

I finally had to say, "No more s'mores. No more s'mores."

Putin wasn’t invited to the queen’s funeral

oh i can't go today. I am donating blood.

Wish I could’ve got with Seth on that cool Op!

What am I supposed to do with two cakes and a pie?

When Jan and I had satellite, we used to watch a reality show called Survivorman.

to leave me for dead. No. I would never leave you for dead.

Then I would remove your teeth and cut off your fingertips

Look at those wrinkles. Blacks do crack. Not crack the drug.

Apparently they already knew everything they needed to know about him.

That's what who said?

I keep various weaponry strategically placed around the office.

I will let harm befall him. I will even let him die.

Wish I could have gone with Ryan on that cool retreat.

Is there a limit?

Wild, and I have to say, these little buggers are damn tasty as well.