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which would make it about 2:00 in the afternoon.
How many lines is your commit? Is there a limit?
Why don't you just have an apple?
That's what who said?
The Sun Is In The 2/3rds Easterly Quadrant Which Would Make It About 2:00 In The Afternoon
4:58 on a Friday. People sang in the parking lot.
And here's your duct tape. Good.
to leave me for dead. No. I would never leave you for dead.
Wish I could’ve got with Seth on that cool Op!
When Jan and I had satellite, we used to watch a reality show called Survivorman.
Most days I just sit and wait for the break.
That's what who said?
Apparently they already knew everything they needed to know about him.
Wild, and I have to say, these little buggers are damn tasty as well.
oh i can't go today. I am donating blood.
Claude’s Great. He's Great. But Sometimes He Can Be A Little Bit Much.
Do you want to do this right or not?
Wish I could have gone with Ryan on that cool retreat.
Yep.
to lighten the tension when things sort of get hard.
What?
Things like squirrels,
I will remain close by to provide unseen moral support.
Then I would remove your teeth and cut off your fingertips
Look at those wrinkles. Blacks do crack. Not crack the drug.
I really prefer Devil's Food Cake.
Putin wasn’t invited to the queen’s funeral
Jimbo. Andy.
I finally had to say, "No more s'mores. No more s'mores."
Is there a limit?
What am I supposed to do with two cakes and a pie?
Here's your knife. Thank you.
I will let harm befall him. I will even let him die.
I keep various weaponry strategically placed around the office.
Just the two of us from this point out.
I will also be taking a personal day tomorrow
Can you smell the trees and the nature?