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I really didn't think I was gonna have a good time, but I did.
I lied to Michael. I said that I would leave him alone, but I will not.
(SINGING HIGH HARMONY) Happy birthday, dear Leilah. Happy birthday to you.
Me likey the ice cream cake, okay? Fudgie the Whale.
Well. Is that it? Or...
peach cobbler, Fudgie the Whale, mushroom caps...
Yeah. All right.
Starting to feel it a little bit.
What’s that?
I have Hemerrhoids
And the asbestos.
We're talking about nothing. Come on, gang.
Happy birthday to you
Yeah. Phyllis called me Michael.
and some sort of joke gift and makes a toast.
How often can you actually donate blood?
My birthday was two months ago.
Spin. I'm trying to confuse your sense of direction.
So I have fashioned my hat back into my pants
They'll know what that means.
Let's put it this way. No, I do not.
Happy birthday, buddy.
I'll take them. Well, nobody's touching my cobbler.
oh i can't go today. I am donating blood
No. The choice is actually yours. Are you sure you want to do this?
Oh. So, terrible idea.
It would be better if you were unconscious
Well, if you take a look at this, I tented my pants.
It was this amazing, beautiful...
Yes. Kelly's was last week, remember?
(ALL SINGING) Happy birthday to you
and you can only use the stuff that you have in your pockets.
He didn't want to have to struggle to survive.
to keep my neck nice and comfortable.