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Happy birthday, buddy.
I have Hemerrhoids
Well, if you take a look at this, I tented my pants.
I really didn't think I was gonna have a good time, but I did.
And the asbestos.
What’s that?
Oh. So, terrible idea.
How often can you actually donate blood?
We're talking about nothing. Come on, gang.
It would be better if you were unconscious
Yeah. All right.
Well. Is that it? Or...
oh i can't go today. I am donating blood
Yes. Kelly's was last week, remember?
My birthday was two months ago.
Happy birthday to you
and some sort of joke gift and makes a toast.
Spin. I'm trying to confuse your sense of direction.
Let's put it this way. No, I do not.
It was this amazing, beautiful...
(ALL SINGING) Happy birthday to you
I'll take them. Well, nobody's touching my cobbler.
Starting to feel it a little bit.
peach cobbler, Fudgie the Whale, mushroom caps...
Yeah. Phyllis called me Michael.
and you can only use the stuff that you have in your pockets.
No. The choice is actually yours. Are you sure you want to do this?
He didn't want to have to struggle to survive.
They'll know what that means.
to keep my neck nice and comfortable.
I lied to Michael. I said that I would leave him alone, but I will not.
(SINGING HIGH HARMONY) Happy birthday, dear Leilah. Happy birthday to you.
Me likey the ice cream cake, okay? Fudgie the Whale.
So I have fashioned my hat back into my pants