Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Like, what if you'd fixed the goddamn fuel pump
[speaks French]
Okay, Princess Highpockets, you're up.
so the crash never happened?!
and right when you hit the ground,
- One... two... threeeeek! - [Pam] Oof!
And wait, where did you land?
If the serpents and lizards and cannibals don't run into them first!
- [crash] Sacre bleu! - Jesus Christ!
[all gasp] [body thud]
- Never! - Oh, all right, sixty-forty!
Huh? Remember the Andes?
- Thousands! - Who gives a shit?!
Heh. Yikes. That's enough to make any guy
Now relax, you're gonna be fine.
Limp? Heh. Oh right, like this guy
- What? - Out! Out, out, out, out, out, out, out!
Oh man, there's even more of 'em!
And so, even if you had a passport and a ticket out,
- Whom men pay for sex! - And sparkling conversation.
[flatulence]
Rrrraagh!
you just kinda go limp!
- [whispers] Do you have a plan? - [weary sigh] I do, actually.
abandoned by the husband you cuckolded,