Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Fuck the Pats, Fuck the Pats

Cunth, you gotta believe me, I didn't write that.

Looks like you do, MacGruber.

I need you, Frank. It's serious.

He made a fucking movie.

We have reason to believe...

did I remember to tell you how ugly l think you are?

I'll look at you and... Yeah, you'll know.

It's not so bad.

That was a long time ago

You’ve gotta believe me!

Well, every day's a workout...

It's called sending a message.

How did you find me?

Let's see, what do we got in here?

Your companion's a very beautiful young woman.

I just can't chance it.

Zeke Pleshette. Constantine Bach. The Culebra brothers.

Us reacting to when Dillon Brooks goes into the stands on one leg

Dead at the age of Who-the-Fuck-cares?

Incensed. Disillusioned by a government you blame for the death of your wife.

Okay, I think I see you through the window.

Thank you, MacGruber.

I mean, I'm sorry. As me, I'm sorry.

And Homey don't play like that.

Your country needs you.

And I lost them all.

No, sir, I haven't.

because l basically did the same thing...

I'm so sorry, Vicki.

Sure, to us, he's a black market arms dealer. But to everyone else...

No, of course I knew.

So Cunth is gonna come after me? Well, bring it on.

First l'm gonna kick you in the chin...

Yes, it is. That's what it is every time I get it.

your shit does stink.

I appreciate your honesty.

FUCK THE BRASS! FUCK THE BRASS!

A lot less dead than they are now.

to mix it up with you.

What's the mission status?

since we had intercourse last night...

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

Wait, wait, wait! I didn't mean that. I didn't mean that.

Can I have a small latte?

Served six tours in Desert Storm, four in Bosnia...

I'll validate hannah I'll validate her whenever I want.

Well, you're gonna walk around like a little girl.

Theirs is a love that knows no bounds.

Spread it Where the sun don't shine

NEVER EVER SAY, NEVER EVER..

I should have been in that van.

I'm going to fill you up.

This mission was my chance to do...

No, just let him pass.

Vicki! Get behind him!

No, seriously. You two are perfect for each other.

Okay, I think our definitions of low profile...

What are you doing?

It's the Chinese.

I mean, look, don't get me wrong. She's a good woman.

Okay, okay, okay.

Launch commencing in 20 seconds.

Vicki, where are you?

Look, Mac, are you sure you won't change your mind...

I'm going to spill it.

What I am good with is kicking ass and ripping throats.

What? You're lying.

Uh-oh! l know that look.

Any time, any place.

No, no, no, no! No, no, no, no!

Because you couldn't stop him.

Well, I owed you one.

which is about 10 miles from here.

And I peed my jeans.

After workout with Dusty

Yeah, I know what the X-5 is.

Listen to me, you piece of shit. Hoss and Zeke are...

so if either of them got shot up...

I thought it'd be fine if he got them.

Let me ask you a question.

Fuck you, Dickhead!

Man, I thought you were dead.

Can I suck your cock please

touch one hair on Vicki's head...

GOOD FOR US, AND GOOD FOR AMERICA

First of all, I'd like to thank you for that upper decker you left me.

I'm not doing this for you.

Oh, yeah. You ready?

Okay, I don't have any lubricant. Do you see any Wite-Out?

Okay, I rounded up this wrench...

of killer-stoppers.

I will suck your fucking dick.

I don't know how many people you're planning on killing...

You're mad. You're mad!

Both of you guys have just done a great job.

We don’t know what we’re doing! We’re so fucked here!

Something like that. K-F-B-R-3-9-2.

Me to Nate in a few days:

I don’t know what I’m doing! I’m so fucked here