Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

How did you find me?

Me to Nate in a few days:

It's the Chinese.

No, seriously. You two are perfect for each other.

What are you doing?

Well, I owed you one.

Uh-oh! l know that look.

First l'm gonna kick you in the chin...

I mean, I'm sorry. As me, I'm sorry.

Can I have a small latte?

Spread it Where the sun don't shine

I'm going to fill you up.

Any time, any place.

did I remember to tell you how ugly l think you are?

Okay, I think I see you through the window.

That was a long time ago

your shit does stink.

to mix it up with you.

A lot less dead than they are now.

And Homey don't play like that.

Okay, okay, okay.

Oh, yeah. You ready?

What I am good with is kicking ass and ripping throats.

Because you couldn't stop him.

I should have been in that van.

First of all, I'd like to thank you for that upper decker you left me.

touch one hair on Vicki's head...

GOOD FOR US, AND GOOD FOR AMERICA

Served six tours in Desert Storm, four in Bosnia...

Zeke Pleshette. Constantine Bach. The Culebra brothers.

This mission was my chance to do...

He made a fucking movie.

Fuck the Pats, Fuck the Pats

Your country needs you.

Well, you're gonna walk around like a little girl.

Incensed. Disillusioned by a government you blame for the death of your wife.

FUCK THE BRASS! FUCK THE BRASS!

Yes, it is. That's what it is every time I get it.

because l basically did the same thing...

It's called sending a message.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

Fuck you, Dickhead!

I'm going to spill it.

Us reacting to when Dillon Brooks goes into the stands on one leg

I'll validate hannah I'll validate her whenever I want.

I appreciate your honesty.

Man, I thought you were dead.

Both of you guys have just done a great job.

since we had intercourse last night...

Look, Mac, are you sure you won't change your mind...

We don’t know what we’re doing! We’re so fucked here!

Can I suck your cock please

NEVER EVER SAY, NEVER EVER..

After workout with Dusty

I'm so sorry, Vicki.

What's the mission status?

No, of course I knew.

Vicki! Get behind him!

I don’t know what I’m doing! I’m so fucked here

so if either of them got shot up...

I don't know how many people you're planning on killing...

Cunth, you gotta believe me, I didn't write that.

Sure, to us, he's a black market arms dealer. But to everyone else...

No, no, no, no! No, no, no, no!

You're mad. You're mad!

Thank you, MacGruber.

I just can't chance it.

So Cunth is gonna come after me? Well, bring it on.

I thought it'd be fine if he got them.

I need you, Frank. It's serious.

I'm not doing this for you.

Your companion's a very beautiful young woman.

What? You're lying.

of killer-stoppers.

Listen to me, you piece of shit. Hoss and Zeke are...

Let's see, what do we got in here?

Let me ask you a question.

Launch commencing in 20 seconds.

I will suck your fucking dick.

I'll look at you and... Yeah, you'll know.

It's not so bad.

which is about 10 miles from here.

Okay, I think our definitions of low profile...

No, sir, I haven't.

Vicki, where are you?

Okay, I don't have any lubricant. Do you see any Wite-Out?

You’ve gotta believe me!

I mean, look, don't get me wrong. She's a good woman.

No, just let him pass.

We have reason to believe...

Wait, wait, wait! I didn't mean that. I didn't mean that.

And I lost them all.

Okay, I rounded up this wrench...

Dead at the age of Who-the-Fuck-cares?

Well, every day's a workout...

Yeah, I know what the X-5 is.

Theirs is a love that knows no bounds.

Something like that. K-F-B-R-3-9-2.

And I peed my jeans.

Looks like you do, MacGruber.