HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
CREATE STORIES
DAILY
DISCOVER
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
MEMES
EMOJI
STORY
DAILY
PHRASES
DISCOVER
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
I thought it'd be fine if he got them.
Look, Mac, are you sure you won't change your mind...
We don’t know what we’re doing! We’re so fucked here!
I appreciate your honesty.
touch one hair on Vicki's head...
No, of course I knew.
What I am good with is kicking ass and ripping throats.
I'm going to spill it.
Oh, my God!
Thank you, MacGruber.
I'm so sorry, Vicki.
What? You're lying.
FUCK THE BRASS! FUCK THE BRASS!
Shut your butt
Served six tours in Desert Storm, four in Bosnia...
I can't.
I'm not doing this for you.
MacGruber?
I need you, Frank. It's serious.
Fuck you, Dickhead!
Looks like you do, MacGruber.
Theirs is a love that knows no bounds.
I will suck your fucking dick.
Sure, to us, he's a black market arms dealer. But to everyone else...
Wait, wait, wait! I didn't mean that. I didn't mean that.
What are you doing?
And Homey don't play like that.
Listen to me, you piece of shit. Hoss and Zeke are...
How did you find me?
And I lost them all.
your shit does stink.
Okay, I rounded up this wrench...
And I peed my jeans.
Yeah, he is.
which is about 10 miles from here.
Ew! No.
Yeah, I know what the X-5 is.
It's not so bad.
I mean, look, don't get me wrong. She's a good woman.
Your companion's a very beautiful young woman.
since we had intercourse last night...
Vicki, where are you?
of killer-stoppers.
Okay, okay, okay.
Okay, I don't have any lubricant. Do you see any Wite-Out?
I should have been in that van.
First of all, I'd like to thank you for that upper decker you left me.
Fuck the Pats, Fuck the Pats
First l'm gonna kick you in the chin...
That was a long time ago
NEVER EVER SAY, NEVER EVER..
Let me ask you a question.
Well, every day's a workout...
Which guy?
Good for you.
Cool.
It's the Chinese.
because l basically did the same thing...
Dead at the age of Who-the-Fuck-cares?
This is weird.
Because you couldn't stop him.
I don’t know what I’m doing! I’m so fucked here
Your country needs you.
Zeke Pleshette. Constantine Bach. The Culebra brothers.
to mix it up with you.
Okay, I think I see you through the window.
Us reacting to when Dillon Brooks goes into the stands on one leg
so if either of them got shot up...
You’ve gotta believe me!
Okay, I think our definitions of low profile...
Toodle-loo.
No, sir, I haven't.
He made a fucking movie.
Well, you're gonna walk around like a little girl.
So Cunth is gonna come after me? Well, bring it on.
I'm going to fill you up.
Hi.
Are you okay?
I just can't chance it.
Both of you guys have just done a great job.
Man, I thought you were dead.
I mean, I'm sorry. As me, I'm sorry.
THATS NOT HAAS
Something like that. K-F-B-R-3-9-2.
I'll look at you and... Yeah, you'll know.
Any time, any place.
Oh, yeah. You ready?
Let's see, what do we got in here?
Well, I owed you one.
What's the mission status?
I don't know how many people you're planning on killing...
After workout with Dusty
Now!
It's called sending a message.
did I remember to tell you how ugly l think you are?
A lot less dead than they are now.
Uh-oh! l know that look.
You're mad. You're mad!
Vicki! Get behind him!
Launch commencing in 20 seconds.
We have reason to believe...
No, no, no, no! No, no, no, no!
This mission was my chance to do...
Can I have a small latte?
Okay, good.
No, just let him pass.
Can I suck your cock please
Incensed. Disillusioned by a government you blame for the death of your wife.
Bye.
Yes, it is. That's what it is every time I get it.
No, seriously. You two are perfect for each other.
Spread it Where the sun don't shine
GOOD FOR US, AND GOOD FOR AMERICA
Me to Nate in a few days:
I'll validate hannah I'll validate her whenever I want.
Cunth, you gotta believe me, I didn't write that.
Wetter. More.