Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

A lot less dead than they are now.

I appreciate your honesty.

Wait, wait, wait! I didn't mean that. I didn't mean that.

Can I have a small latte?

Incensed. Disillusioned by a government you blame for the death of your wife.

Well, I owed you one.

What I am good with is kicking ass and ripping throats.

Zeke Pleshette. Constantine Bach. The Culebra brothers.

Both of you guys have just done a great job.

so if either of them got shot up...

of killer-stoppers.

First l'm gonna kick you in the chin...

I need you, Frank. It's serious.

Let me ask you a question.

since we had intercourse last night...

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

Uh-oh! l know that look.

because l basically did the same thing...

Served six tours in Desert Storm, four in Bosnia...

Okay, I rounded up this wrench...

I thought it'd be fine if he got them.

Fuck you, Dickhead!

You’ve gotta believe me!

Yeah, I know what the X-5 is.

Spread it Where the sun don't shine

Fuck the Pats, Fuck the Pats

So Cunth is gonna come after me? Well, bring it on.

After workout with Dusty

Okay, I don't have any lubricant. Do you see any Wite-Out?

Sure, to us, he's a black market arms dealer. But to everyone else...

Your country needs you.

No, of course I knew.

Theirs is a love that knows no bounds.

Us reacting to when Dillon Brooks goes into the stands on one leg

NEVER EVER SAY, NEVER EVER..

That was a long time ago

Dead at the age of Who-the-Fuck-cares?

Okay, I think I see you through the window.

I'll validate hannah I'll validate her whenever I want.

Well, every day's a workout...

I'm not doing this for you.

How did you find me?

You're mad. You're mad!

We don’t know what we’re doing! We’re so fucked here!

I'm going to spill it.

Oh, yeah. You ready?

He made a fucking movie.

No, just let him pass.

Looks like you do, MacGruber.

Me to Nate in a few days:

to mix it up with you.

Man, I thought you were dead.

Thank you, MacGruber.

touch one hair on Vicki's head...

I don't know how many people you're planning on killing...

I just can't chance it.

We have reason to believe...

Listen to me, you piece of shit. Hoss and Zeke are...

I mean, look, don't get me wrong. She's a good woman.

I don’t know what I’m doing! I’m so fucked here

Vicki, where are you?

GOOD FOR US, AND GOOD FOR AMERICA

First of all, I'd like to thank you for that upper decker you left me.

Okay, okay, okay.

What are you doing?

It's the Chinese.

And I lost them all.

Any time, any place.

Something like that. K-F-B-R-3-9-2.

Launch commencing in 20 seconds.

I'm going to fill you up.

FUCK THE BRASS! FUCK THE BRASS!

Your companion's a very beautiful young woman.

I mean, I'm sorry. As me, I'm sorry.

Yes, it is. That's what it is every time I get it.

your shit does stink.

Well, you're gonna walk around like a little girl.

And Homey don't play like that.

Can I suck your cock please

No, seriously. You two are perfect for each other.

I'm so sorry, Vicki.

Vicki! Get behind him!

did I remember to tell you how ugly l think you are?

What's the mission status?

No, no, no, no! No, no, no, no!

No, sir, I haven't.

I should have been in that van.

It's not so bad.

Look, Mac, are you sure you won't change your mind...

Okay, I think our definitions of low profile...

Let's see, what do we got in here?

I will suck your fucking dick.

And I peed my jeans.

I'll look at you and... Yeah, you'll know.

Cunth, you gotta believe me, I didn't write that.

This mission was my chance to do...

which is about 10 miles from here.

What? You're lying.

It's called sending a message.

Because you couldn't stop him.