Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'll look at you and... Yeah, you'll know.

It's called sending a message.

And I lost them all.

Fuck you, Dickhead!

First l'm gonna kick you in the chin...

What are you doing?

I don’t know what I’m doing! I’m so fucked here

Man, I thought you were dead.

Me to Nate in a few days:

It's the Chinese.

No, seriously. You two are perfect for each other.

No, of course I knew.

Oh, yeah. You ready?

I will suck your fucking dick.

I should have been in that van.

Both of you guys have just done a great job.

After workout with Dusty

Can I have a small latte?

Listen to me, you piece of shit. Hoss and Zeke are...

Your country needs you.

You're mad. You're mad!

because l basically did the same thing...

First of all, I'd like to thank you for that upper decker you left me.

so if either of them got shot up...

FUCK THE BRASS! FUCK THE BRASS!

to mix it up with you.

Theirs is a love that knows no bounds.

Vicki! Get behind him!

I'm not doing this for you.

He made a fucking movie.

What I am good with is kicking ass and ripping throats.

A lot less dead than they are now.

How did you find me?

This mission was my chance to do...

I'm going to fill you up.

Uh-oh! l know that look.

Spread it Where the sun don't shine

Yeah, I know what the X-5 is.

Look, Mac, are you sure you won't change your mind...

Let's see, what do we got in here?

Any time, any place.

Okay, I think I see you through the window.

What? You're lying.

What's the mission status?

Zeke Pleshette. Constantine Bach. The Culebra brothers.

GOOD FOR US, AND GOOD FOR AMERICA

I mean, I'm sorry. As me, I'm sorry.

Let me ask you a question.

Okay, I rounded up this wrench...

Okay, okay, okay.

Launch commencing in 20 seconds.

I'm so sorry, Vicki.

Dead at the age of Who-the-Fuck-cares?

I don't know how many people you're planning on killing...

Us reacting to when Dillon Brooks goes into the stands on one leg

That was a long time ago

Your companion's a very beautiful young woman.

I'll validate hannah I'll validate her whenever I want.

We have reason to believe...

Cunth, you gotta believe me, I didn't write that.

No, just let him pass.

Well, every day's a workout...

Something like that. K-F-B-R-3-9-2.

of killer-stoppers.

I just can't chance it.

I mean, look, don't get me wrong. She's a good woman.

Well, I owed you one.

And Homey don't play like that.

Fuck the Pats, Fuck the Pats

And I peed my jeans.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

Looks like you do, MacGruber.

I thought it'd be fine if he got them.

Okay, I think our definitions of low profile...

Well, you're gonna walk around like a little girl.

Okay, I don't have any lubricant. Do you see any Wite-Out?

touch one hair on Vicki's head...

We don’t know what we’re doing! We’re so fucked here!

I need you, Frank. It's serious.

You’ve gotta believe me!

Yes, it is. That's what it is every time I get it.

NEVER EVER SAY, NEVER EVER..

Because you couldn't stop him.

So Cunth is gonna come after me? Well, bring it on.

which is about 10 miles from here.

No, no, no, no! No, no, no, no!

Incensed. Disillusioned by a government you blame for the death of your wife.

Thank you, MacGruber.

Wait, wait, wait! I didn't mean that. I didn't mean that.

I appreciate your honesty.

It's not so bad.

Vicki, where are you?

I'm going to spill it.

since we had intercourse last night...

Can I suck your cock please

your shit does stink.

Sure, to us, he's a black market arms dealer. But to everyone else...

No, sir, I haven't.

did I remember to tell you how ugly l think you are?

Served six tours in Desert Storm, four in Bosnia...