Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

because l basically did the same thing...

What I am good with is kicking ass and ripping throats.

What's the mission status?

since we had intercourse last night...

Can I suck your cock please

Theirs is a love that knows no bounds.

It's the Chinese.

After workout with Dusty

First of all, I'd like to thank you for that upper decker you left me.

Launch commencing in 20 seconds.

Spread it Where the sun don't shine

Look, Mac, are you sure you won't change your mind...

Fuck you, Dickhead!

You’ve gotta believe me!

Looks like you do, MacGruber.

Dead at the age of Who-the-Fuck-cares?

What are you doing?

Man, I thought you were dead.

Because you couldn't stop him.

And I peed my jeans.

Something like that. K-F-B-R-3-9-2.

No, of course I knew.

Zeke Pleshette. Constantine Bach. The Culebra brothers.

I'll validate hannah I'll validate her whenever I want.

And Homey don't play like that.

No, just let him pass.

Okay, I think our definitions of low profile...

What? You're lying.

I mean, I'm sorry. As me, I'm sorry.

I will suck your fucking dick.

Your companion's a very beautiful young woman.

FUCK THE BRASS! FUCK THE BRASS!

Okay, I think I see you through the window.

I thought it'd be fine if he got them.

Let's see, what do we got in here?

He made a fucking movie.

We don’t know what we’re doing! We’re so fucked here!

I should have been in that van.

I'm not doing this for you.

I'm going to spill it.

Let me ask you a question.

I don’t know what I’m doing! I’m so fucked here

Well, every day's a workout...

Served six tours in Desert Storm, four in Bosnia...

Any time, any place.

your shit does stink.

Vicki! Get behind him!

Incensed. Disillusioned by a government you blame for the death of your wife.

I need you, Frank. It's serious.

Sure, to us, he's a black market arms dealer. But to everyone else...

Can I have a small latte?

Well, you're gonna walk around like a little girl.

This mission was my chance to do...

Okay, okay, okay.

to mix it up with you.

Well, I owed you one.

That was a long time ago

How did you find me?

Us reacting to when Dillon Brooks goes into the stands on one leg

Yes, it is. That's what it is every time I get it.

Wait, wait, wait! I didn't mean that. I didn't mean that.

Your country needs you.

Cunth, you gotta believe me, I didn't write that.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

It's called sending a message.

NEVER EVER SAY, NEVER EVER..

First l'm gonna kick you in the chin...

I just can't chance it.

Okay, I rounded up this wrench...

A lot less dead than they are now.

Vicki, where are you?

Fuck the Pats, Fuck the Pats

No, sir, I haven't.

And I lost them all.

You're mad. You're mad!

Me to Nate in a few days:

I'll look at you and... Yeah, you'll know.

It's not so bad.

Yeah, I know what the X-5 is.

touch one hair on Vicki's head...

Listen to me, you piece of shit. Hoss and Zeke are...

did I remember to tell you how ugly l think you are?

I'm so sorry, Vicki.

so if either of them got shot up...

GOOD FOR US, AND GOOD FOR AMERICA

Oh, yeah. You ready?

I mean, look, don't get me wrong. She's a good woman.

Thank you, MacGruber.

of killer-stoppers.

I don't know how many people you're planning on killing...

Okay, I don't have any lubricant. Do you see any Wite-Out?

I appreciate your honesty.

No, no, no, no! No, no, no, no!

Uh-oh! l know that look.

So Cunth is gonna come after me? Well, bring it on.

We have reason to believe...

Both of you guys have just done a great job.

which is about 10 miles from here.

I'm going to fill you up.

No, seriously. You two are perfect for each other.