Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I should have been in that van.

We have reason to believe...

I don’t know what I’m doing! I’m so fucked here

And I peed my jeans.

to mix it up with you.

What's the mission status?

Looks like you do, MacGruber.

Incensed. Disillusioned by a government you blame for the death of your wife.

No, sir, I haven't.

That was a long time ago

This mission was my chance to do...

No, just let him pass.

Well, every day's a workout...

Let's see, what do we got in here?

It's not so bad.

What? You're lying.

Uh-oh! l know that look.

I need you, Frank. It's serious.

Yes, it is. That's what it is every time I get it.

touch one hair on Vicki's head...

I just can't chance it.

Okay, okay, okay.

I mean, look, don't get me wrong. She's a good woman.

You’ve gotta believe me!

Well, I owed you one.

I'm not doing this for you.

Both of you guys have just done a great job.

Served six tours in Desert Storm, four in Bosnia...

Sure, to us, he's a black market arms dealer. But to everyone else...

I appreciate your honesty.

Your companion's a very beautiful young woman.

I'm going to spill it.

You're mad. You're mad!

did I remember to tell you how ugly l think you are?

First of all, I'd like to thank you for that upper decker you left me.

Oh, yeah. You ready?

because l basically did the same thing...

Cunth, you gotta believe me, I didn't write that.

Your country needs you.

Okay, I think our definitions of low profile...

No, of course I knew.

I'm going to fill you up.

It's called sending a message.

Dead at the age of Who-the-Fuck-cares?

First l'm gonna kick you in the chin...

Can I suck your cock please

which is about 10 miles from here.

I'll look at you and... Yeah, you'll know.

Fuck the Pats, Fuck the Pats

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

Listen to me, you piece of shit. Hoss and Zeke are...

So Cunth is gonna come after me? Well, bring it on.

of killer-stoppers.

Me to Nate in a few days:

I thought it'd be fine if he got them.

Look, Mac, are you sure you won't change your mind...

A lot less dead than they are now.

No, no, no, no! No, no, no, no!

Zeke Pleshette. Constantine Bach. The Culebra brothers.

It's the Chinese.

And Homey don't play like that.

your shit does stink.

Spread it Where the sun don't shine

Okay, I don't have any lubricant. Do you see any Wite-Out?

After workout with Dusty

so if either of them got shot up...

What I am good with is kicking ass and ripping throats.

Us reacting to when Dillon Brooks goes into the stands on one leg

Man, I thought you were dead.

We don’t know what we’re doing! We’re so fucked here!

No, seriously. You two are perfect for each other.

Okay, I think I see you through the window.

He made a fucking movie.

Let me ask you a question.

I mean, I'm sorry. As me, I'm sorry.

Any time, any place.

Fuck you, Dickhead!

What are you doing?

GOOD FOR US, AND GOOD FOR AMERICA

I will suck your fucking dick.

How did you find me?

Something like that. K-F-B-R-3-9-2.

NEVER EVER SAY, NEVER EVER..

Okay, I rounded up this wrench...

Thank you, MacGruber.

Theirs is a love that knows no bounds.

Yeah, I know what the X-5 is.

Because you couldn't stop him.

Vicki! Get behind him!

Vicki, where are you?

I don't know how many people you're planning on killing...

Wait, wait, wait! I didn't mean that. I didn't mean that.

I'm so sorry, Vicki.

FUCK THE BRASS! FUCK THE BRASS!

And I lost them all.

Well, you're gonna walk around like a little girl.

I'll validate hannah I'll validate her whenever I want.

since we had intercourse last night...

Can I have a small latte?

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