Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

did I remember to tell you how ugly l think you are?

Both of you guys have just done a great job.

Can I have a small latte?

I mean, look, don't get me wrong. She's a good woman.

Because you couldn't stop him.

I'm not doing this for you.

Me to Nate in a few days:

I mean, I'm sorry. As me, I'm sorry.

Incensed. Disillusioned by a government you blame for the death of your wife.

Your country needs you.

of killer-stoppers.

Look, Mac, are you sure you won't change your mind...

Thank you, MacGruber.

It's the Chinese.

After workout with Dusty

since we had intercourse last night...

Fuck you, Dickhead!

We don’t know what we’re doing! We’re so fucked here!

I'm so sorry, Vicki.

Man, I thought you were dead.

Zeke Pleshette. Constantine Bach. The Culebra brothers.

So Cunth is gonna come after me? Well, bring it on.

Any time, any place.

First of all, I'd like to thank you for that upper decker you left me.

Okay, I rounded up this wrench...

I just can't chance it.

Let me ask you a question.

Okay, okay, okay.

Your companion's a very beautiful young woman.

Served six tours in Desert Storm, four in Bosnia...

Looks like you do, MacGruber.

First l'm gonna kick you in the chin...

so if either of them got shot up...

Can I suck your cock please

No, of course I knew.

Spread it Where the sun don't shine

I'll look at you and... Yeah, you'll know.

It's called sending a message.

Theirs is a love that knows no bounds.

Launch commencing in 20 seconds.

Something like that. K-F-B-R-3-9-2.

Cunth, you gotta believe me, I didn't write that.

A lot less dead than they are now.

because l basically did the same thing...

What's the mission status?

And Homey don't play like that.

Well, every day's a workout...

NEVER EVER SAY, NEVER EVER..

We have reason to believe...

Dead at the age of Who-the-Fuck-cares?

What are you doing?

This mission was my chance to do...

FUCK THE BRASS! FUCK THE BRASS!

How did you find me?

Oh, yeah. You ready?

Sure, to us, he's a black market arms dealer. But to everyone else...

Okay, I think our definitions of low profile...

You're mad. You're mad!

And I peed my jeans.

Okay, I don't have any lubricant. Do you see any Wite-Out?

Uh-oh! l know that look.

Well, you're gonna walk around like a little girl.

Us reacting to when Dillon Brooks goes into the stands on one leg

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

That was a long time ago

Yeah, I know what the X-5 is.

touch one hair on Vicki's head...

And I lost them all.

Yes, it is. That's what it is every time I get it.

What I am good with is kicking ass and ripping throats.

GOOD FOR US, AND GOOD FOR AMERICA

I'll validate hannah I'll validate her whenever I want.

I don’t know what I’m doing! I’m so fucked here

He made a fucking movie.

I'm going to spill it.

No, no, no, no! No, no, no, no!

I don't know how many people you're planning on killing...

Let's see, what do we got in here?

to mix it up with you.

which is about 10 miles from here.

I should have been in that van.

your shit does stink.

Listen to me, you piece of shit. Hoss and Zeke are...

Well, I owed you one.

I appreciate your honesty.

Vicki, where are you?

Vicki! Get behind him!

Wait, wait, wait! I didn't mean that. I didn't mean that.

You’ve gotta believe me!

It's not so bad.

I need you, Frank. It's serious.

Okay, I think I see you through the window.

Fuck the Pats, Fuck the Pats

No, just let him pass.

No, seriously. You two are perfect for each other.

I'm going to fill you up.

I thought it'd be fine if he got them.

I will suck your fucking dick.

What? You're lying.

No, sir, I haven't.