Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

No, seriously. You two are perfect for each other.

Well, you're gonna walk around like a little girl.

I should have been in that van.

He made a fucking movie.

which is about 10 miles from here.

Any time, any place.

Because you couldn't stop him.

Okay, I don't have any lubricant. Do you see any Wite-Out?

First l'm gonna kick you in the chin...

Thank you, MacGruber.

I'm going to fill you up.

because l basically did the same thing...

What's the mission status?

to mix it up with you.

Okay, I rounded up this wrench...

We don’t know what we’re doing! We’re so fucked here!

FUCK THE BRASS! FUCK THE BRASS!

You’ve gotta believe me!

And Homey don't play like that.

First of all, I'd like to thank you for that upper decker you left me.

Well, every day's a workout...

your shit does stink.

I mean, look, don't get me wrong. She's a good woman.

What I am good with is kicking ass and ripping throats.

I thought it'd be fine if he got them.

since we had intercourse last night...

Okay, okay, okay.

I'm going to spill it.

NEVER EVER SAY, NEVER EVER..

After workout with Dusty

No, sir, I haven't.

Well, I owed you one.

So Cunth is gonna come after me? Well, bring it on.

Listen to me, you piece of shit. Hoss and Zeke are...

Fuck you, Dickhead!

Okay, I think I see you through the window.

It's the Chinese.

I'm so sorry, Vicki.

touch one hair on Vicki's head...

Launch commencing in 20 seconds.

I need you, Frank. It's serious.

did I remember to tell you how ugly l think you are?

Vicki! Get behind him!

We have reason to believe...

Wait, wait, wait! I didn't mean that. I didn't mean that.

Fuck the Pats, Fuck the Pats

I'll look at you and... Yeah, you'll know.

Uh-oh! l know that look.

Cunth, you gotta believe me, I didn't write that.

Can I suck your cock please

A lot less dead than they are now.

I'm not doing this for you.

I don’t know what I’m doing! I’m so fucked here

Dead at the age of Who-the-Fuck-cares?

Look, Mac, are you sure you won't change your mind...

Okay, I think our definitions of low profile...

Incensed. Disillusioned by a government you blame for the death of your wife.

I'll validate hannah I'll validate her whenever I want.

I don't know how many people you're planning on killing...

Yeah, I know what the X-5 is.

Let me ask you a question.

Something like that. K-F-B-R-3-9-2.

What? You're lying.

so if either of them got shot up...

Sure, to us, he's a black market arms dealer. But to everyone else...

It's called sending a message.

GOOD FOR US, AND GOOD FOR AMERICA

Can I have a small latte?

It's not so bad.

Vicki, where are you?

Oh, yeah. You ready?

Us reacting to when Dillon Brooks goes into the stands on one leg

No, no, no, no! No, no, no, no!

That was a long time ago

No, of course I knew.

And I lost them all.

Me to Nate in a few days:

Spread it Where the sun don't shine

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

Both of you guys have just done a great job.

And I peed my jeans.

What are you doing?

You're mad. You're mad!

Served six tours in Desert Storm, four in Bosnia...

I will suck your fucking dick.

This mission was my chance to do...

No, just let him pass.

Yes, it is. That's what it is every time I get it.

Looks like you do, MacGruber.

Your companion's a very beautiful young woman.

I appreciate your honesty.

Let's see, what do we got in here?

of killer-stoppers.

I just can't chance it.

Theirs is a love that knows no bounds.

How did you find me?

I mean, I'm sorry. As me, I'm sorry.

Your country needs you.

Zeke Pleshette. Constantine Bach. The Culebra brothers.

Man, I thought you were dead.