Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Yeah, I'm gonna text you that address, with a text.
Also here. Part of the tour. [chuckles]
- ease up a little bit on your mom's rules. - [can opens] Really?
So I-I really need this weekend to be kick-ass.
Oh, well, this pool of lava in my parking lot is all right, then.
Lip balm? Sweetie, you know how addictive lip balm is.
How CHUCK Makes MEAT MEAT BEAUTIFUL MEAT
Nothing but the bottom of the can!
That's just what party elves say.
[chuckles] Got 'em.
Oh, not quite.
- I had to take her to the ER. - Hmm.
- Uh, don't shoot! - With what, my flashlight?
I'm sure he's already told you how bonkers I am. [chuckles]
"Ride my nuts?" Where did you hear that?
is the lesson there, but then, what's the point of having 'em, right?
leave it lying around like this. Uh, so, uh...
Todd! Help me out here.
Oh, what's up, you getting ready to do a halftime show for me?
Oh, oh! Found it, found it.
And then... we'd be
- Oh, I'm psyched. - You're psyched, right?
Comedy is a universal language, yeah.
Uh, yeah, but I mean, your curfew is in 20 minutes, so...
Be safe, or not. Whatever. Who cares? [forced laugh]
Those are, like, sup... Those are people's cars.