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Do it now. Pre-commercial. Tease it with the line:
Mm-hmm. Yeah, but those bills went out weeks ago.
You wanted to teach old Bill a lesson, didn't you?
So, you won't even be boss again for me?
Good God, woman, what have you done? I'm sorry. I thought I could--
Why do you have to be so difficult?
I'm sorry. And besides, you know,
Let's just end this farce and get you back in the booth.
- I'm actually typing! - What are you typing?
I mean, I sleep at night, my ulcer's gone, my complexion's cleared up.
even more than they need me in here tormenting Dave.
Oh, I remember back when you were boss.
Just a second. I haven't gotten the kill theme yet. ♪ [ Discordant Piano ]
I believe in you. I know you won't let me down.
Well, what if I still wasn't your girlfriend,
♪ [ Sprightly Piano ]
Ha! Ha!
Dave was just setting me straight on your weight problem. My what?
who intentionally spreads false rumors among his coworkers.
- What farce is that? - The farce of you being boss.
- I know. I know. - Oh, come on.
Don't worry. It's all up here.
No. I thought you were dying to get back in here.
when you decide to improvise your editorials, it turns into a rambling discourse...
Let your conscience be your reprimand