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The cavalry has arrived.
Come back and see me.
I mean, he is an artiste.
Well, I don't know what you're laughing at.
I spent 24 1/2 years in the military...
But I do like 'em. I can't help it. They're good.
It's been my studied opinion that once you get the title “C.E.O."...
they can just come in and say, “Well, let's get rid of it.”
Being a wealthy redneck does have its advantages.
I apologize for the inconvenience.
The word “hey" is like a fabric woven into Si's character.
- Whoo! - that he'll forget all about what he's losing.
- Hmm. - Hey
We got a man down!
'Cause they always go, “Ew, gross! That's horrible.”
But it took him six months to come up with one.
You know the man that brings me the eggs?
Blow that sucker up.
No. It was like a stinky horse on a fat man. That's what it was like.
“What would happen if you threw a possum on a man?”
I'm a duck blind builder from way back, but this one... is a little different.
And especially the squirrel brains...
I never leave home without them three things.
Hey, Mountain Man.
What you ought to do is get you a crew.
Boy, I'm proud of that job y'all did there.