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-That's debatable. -No, it's not. I dated one in high school.
Frances, nothing that happened in your little day
I'm 43 years old. I haven't been to Europe.
this egg isn't a dud. It happens. It happens all the time.
Well, some dinosaurs wondered if they were doing the right thing.
and pick out my eyes? It's a tie. Give me a beer.
-What do you mean? -Well, if I was a big dinosaur like you
-(CHANGES CHANNEL) -(CREATURE SCREECHING)
where my spirit belongs and my soul longs to be.
Cavemen are all the rage with the little ones, right, sweetheart?
-And why not? -Well, he's...
just because he's not working up to his potential.
Potential.
Yeah, and I've done you a favor there, Rizzic,
(SCOFFS)
(EARL SCREAMS)
-to study with her. -Come on, Earl.
-What's that? -A 90-inch television set.
Are you a happy dinosaur, Earl?
Well, have you held it up to the light yet?
Charlene, we feel the same way about this little egg
Well, then one day, not very long ago,
of your father and me as a couple of old dinosaurs, huh?
Everybody listens to you, right?
-Hi, Daddy. How was your day? -Not a dime, Charlene.
Exactly the same price as a 90-inch television, Fran.
because if this is the year 60,000,003, why is next year 60,000,002?
and pick out my eyes? It's a tie. Give me a beer.
Just come out with your hands up and offer me your meaty portions
Getting married, having a wife and kids, and not eating them?
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