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without you thinking that I want something?
Hi! I'm the baby. Brand-new. Just out. Gotta love me.
Oh, God.
Noah:Oh,God!
Maybe you ask too many questions?
-So, then, uh, without your family... -I'm completely nothing,
Hey, what am I looking for, a bed?
-and it was a golden age. -(CHUCKLES) Then what?
My house is the only place in the world where I'm the boss.
(CHUCKLES) The ground is my bed.
Well, a guy comes in here, puts a gun to my head...
Then why do I have to pay for your family?
Because that's the way my life works.
You really should ask me about my day, Earl.
We had three duds before we had Charlene.
but this is for your family now, for your future.
The king of the whole house!
EARL: Ooh!
You are what you are, and that's all you're ever gonna be,
Uh, thank you. Thank you ever so... Uh, Mr... Goodbye.
-I'm sorry! -Give me that back.
If you say cowboy hat one more time you’ll be in time out Cow, boy, hat
(CAVEMAN GRUNTING)
And it don't look good for either one of us.
-And at the rate they're going... -Ah!
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
Hey, whoa!
And if the Thunder Lizard wants a 90-inch television set,
Oh.