Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

How in the hell could this have happened?

And maybe I don't need to because maybe there's nothing in there.

Well, your career is taking off.

-A sweater. I just want a sweater. -And I just want dinner.

-Earl, a paycheck! -Note the imperceptible raise.

EARL: I could've made it out here. FRAN: Of course, dear.

-Story! -No story.

I'm just a regular tree pusher

A meteor three times the size of Earth is heading towards us

-Yikes! -FRAN: Hey!

-Am I at work? -Yes. Yes.

Then you'll want this beautiful 32-piece cookware set

Perfect executive material.

You watching Dinosaurs on ABC Family

And we're gonna rule the world forever.

Dad, I am begging you to understand I have no potential.

Uh, excuse me, Mr. Richfield.

in a cute little dancing caveman motif?

But, sir, I like this company.

How much could a tutor cost?

and I can't afford to buy my children

Well, I had a rather interesting day.

Why counting backwards? What are we waiting for?

which effectively pretty much covers your allotted life span.

Oh, this stinks!

(CLICKS TONGUE)

There's nothing in here. There's no dinner, there's no vegetables.

as long as you have a family to come home to, well, they're lower.

Do you want to know about my day?

-Am I in the story yet? -I'm getting to you.

Gee, Daddy, just when you've almost got Robbie and me out of the house,

Oh, well, uh, that's awfully sporting of you there, uh...