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daddy dinosaurs and mommy dinosaurs started getting married
Twenty years you work here, I never would've figured
(GROANS) Oh, oh! Whoa! I'm on the floor.
Ask me about my day.
where I have to spend all my money on nothing I get?
because now, without your family, you're wild and untamed and free.
Says here you don't apply yourself. Says here you've got potential.
And, uh, your apology would go, how?
-Why? -Because your mother makes me.
Look, just eat me and get it over with, will you?
Jeez, it's cold!
-Oh, the baby, oh, the baby, baby... -Hey, Fran, take a look at this.
-Oh, no, no, no, I meant no gun, sir. -...must be prepared
And it says how much I make.
such enormous possibilities, as long as there's nothing in there.
-How you doing? -Glad to know you.
but take me on, you do. Mano a mano. One on one.
So, you got no alternative but to look me in the eye and say...
And I got to treat you with respect and deference?
Uh... Or not.
So, Mom, stop me if I'm being, like, insensitive or anything,
but I don't give a damn about your day.
Your mother was cooking dinner as usual...
Ow! I knew it.
Yes, sir, Mr. Richfield, and I put him down for a raise in salary.
The rocks are my pillows, and my blanket is the freezing air.
Small price to pay for the freedom to do whatever I want.
I went back to the forest to see if we were right.
after my family spends every cent I've got.