Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

...I wrote when I was 10 into a one-act play.
All right. Let's begin. Show of hands.
Isn't that their burden?
Some sort of creature just manifested out of thin air.
Yogurt?
Like a hidden flower My sweet fragrance comes into view
Most of them regular, some of them kind of messed up.
...then having no one hit on you.
I want to be something with sex appeal, like a Labradoodle.
All right, come on. Put emotion to it.
- Sheldon still moping? - Yeah, it's weird.
Hold on. Talk to your mother.
Hmm, I know the feeling. Like accidentally walking into a gay bar...
It'll be okay.
For the record, Labradoodles are hypoallergenic...
...and managed to make it completely insufferable.
He's in critical condition.
Penny, my body and I have a relationship that works best...
Penny.
No spaces.
The only thing is, I'm gonna be gone for two years.
Mommy's late for Indian bingo.
You're the "teacher."