Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Yes, but he's going to a better place where he won't get beat up so much.

Well, I'm sorry, it's not my fault. I'm just incredibly smart...

It's only logical.

Don't you listen to them. You've got plenty of sex appeal.

It's a charming illusion, but it does not cheer me up.

This feels natural.

...and destroying it with a laser.

But I suppose stunned silence is equally appropriate.

Best and brightest, my sweet patootie.

I'm thinking, you'll play the role of your mother and I will bring life to Mr. Spock.

I didn't wanna teach those poopy heads anyway.

I think it's the only way to look at it.

Okay, I guess we're improvising now.

I didn't wanna play with you poopy heads anyway.

Be sure to pack clean underwear.

So how did the lecture go?

Shelly. Shelly. How many times have I told you...

We have been monitoring your son, Sheldon, from the 23rd century...

Okay, that's fine, but let's try and get you out of your comfort zone.