Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- I need you to teach me. - You want an acting lesson?

Good evening. I'm your guest lecturer, Dr. Sheldon Cooper.

Raj, is that you?

- Are you going to help me or not? - Probably. Just enjoying the foreplay.

Oh, from the context, we think it means "kill me now."

I guess I have no choice but to make sweet, guilt-free love to you...

...but when you're listening to Dr. Cooper, it falls out of the sky dead?"

That's rather unfair.

My desert welcomes you Like the rainy monsoon

- I'll set the scene. - All right.

...but I think Raj needs to meet a girl really soon.

...Uta Hagen's Respect for Acting, and Henry Winkler's Eh, I'm an Actor.

You are my heart

Spock to Enterprise. Transport successful.

Mommy, I love you.

Shh. Shh. Listen to me. I'm not gonna make it.

...and whether or not they learn.

It might help if I could act as though I care about my students...