Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Maybe you should talk to someone.
Flattery will not get you this job, Ms. Jensen.
Ooh.
I'm sorry, he's asked me to hold all calls...
Not yet, but I can remove unwanted hair from 2 miles away.
Dr. Cooper's office.
You were right. I had nothing to worry about.
Here's your frozen yogurt, Dr. Cooper.
Heh. Of course.
Okay, here it is.
...unless you're Stephen Hawking, his mother, or himself from the future.
I'm Alex, Dr. Cooper's new assistant.
Better. Much better.
If my new look leads to phone sex...
Oh, sure.
- Do you work with Dr. Hofstadter? - In a way.
Now I can quit my paper route.
This is humiliating. What was wrong with diapers?"
I'm so excited to be working with...
A marijuana cigarette?
In my bedroom you'll find a model rocket. I want you to bring it back to your place.
And forgive my crude penmanship. I didn't start typing until I was 6.
- High-energy lasers. - Ooh, military?
...that if another woman is attracted to Leonard...