Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

That's what so painful about divorce:
- Now, what's that? - It helps to control the direction...
- Big-screen TV. - You think you can handle it?
We're not getting that TV.
He's all together crazy, that one.
Hate the Drake!
GOT to love the drake
The MSRP listings of GPUs is the mirage of the GPU desert.
People who
The "chip in"
I’d like to participate in civil unrest more, but I gotta take off.
What?
You Know, A Lot of These Scratches Will Buff Right Out
You should have seen the look on her face.
Sons of Bitches
...and demanding they return expensive gifts?
Charity? That’s appalling.
There must have been an accident.
...you'd think she'd be able to roll it up the hill with her hands.
No, they don't. If they could drive, they wouldn't be handicapped.
...who didn't want to do any work.
Well, Jerry's car gets hit and the other driver doesn't have any insurance...
And how about that store delivering it tonight.
No, it isn't.
Maybe they're on the way to Chicago to do the whole thing all over again.
Happy Birthday!!!
We'll buy a wheelchair.