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No one's gonna have a better gift than this big-screen TV.
...to personally thank our gracious host, Frank Costanza...
So, now, what's this got?
- Hi! How you doing? - Hey, Drake.
Oh, okay. Well, thanks a lot.
World Cup, Birthdays, Pool Parties! It never ends!
She rolled right over me.
Health Insurance. Car insurance. It never ends!
Somebody gave her a used wheelchair with defective brakes.
I see them on the street zooming around.
Do You Have Something A Little More...Less Expensive?
Yeah.
- Well, is it all right if I try it? - Hop in.
Yeah, we ought to all get a house and live together out here.
Drake beat the Tavens
Love The Drake
What I don't get is, just because the batteries went dead...
No chance in hell.
Eight years I had that car, not a scratch on it.
A wheelchair? What for?
Sons of bitches
Hey, what's going on over here?
Reckless endangerment of public safety...
- Who's the Drake? - Who's the Drake?
And that's a lot of wheelchairs.
- Like what? - For example, your tremor-damping.
You know, my insurance doesn't even cover this.
- Yes? - You're under arrest.
- No, seriously. - Seriously, we don't.
Oh, man, there is nothing like a really big TV, huh?
What? You're Supposed To See Your Face There.
She says she doesn't want to see me again. Told me to drop dead!
It's rated number one by Hospital Supply and Prosthetic Magazine.
Well, good luck finding them. Him. Whatever.
- We'll take your car. It's got room. - No, no. My car's not running.
Andy 2.0 is here and comes with really good vitals and no more A-Fib! Andy 2.0+ comes with minimal drainage and upgraded wireless heart.
...who only used it to go to the kitchen to feed her cats.
Isosceles Kramer.