HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
CREATE STORIES
DAILY
DISCOVER
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
MEMES
EMOJI
STORY
DAILY
PHRASES
DISCOVER
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
My -- My --My -- My baby?
Not my mom.Not that fool I married.
But, uh,I don't blame you.
[ Door closes ]
and -- and now we do.
naked, in bed.
But you know what?I never did.
Yeah.
Do unto your neighbors asyou would have them do unto you!
♪ I knowthat it feels like hope ♪
possibly high,possibly drunk,
In the car.
the last probiebreaks in the new probie.
Please.
♪ Na-na-na-na-na-na-na
[ Door opens ]
I'm sorry.I'm so sorry.
And I'm gonna needanother shower
outside of your marriage,and --"
A little, um, a little fresh aircan't hurt, right?
Vic:Ma'am, are you alright?
Mm.
[ Sniffs ]
I didn't havethree close friends,
And she called her mom,crying,
Oh.
And you're about to beinjured again, Robert,
♪ Get higher
Mm.
My dad raged and threw things,but only at the walls.
He needs rehab,not jail.
but Vic Hughes makes messes,you know?
Oh, no.
-Stop.-Stop!-Hey, hey!
Can you hear me?[ Marsha coughs ]
that's on everyBlack firefighter in Seattle.
[ Groans ]
I might evenhate her baby.
Oh, so you'rehaving a girl?
Hey, it'll be okay.Just -- Just take a breath.
there is neitherbond nor free,
and honored to still be workingalongside you, so...
It feelsthe same!
And my dad is golfing!
[ Siren wailing ]
[ Exhales deeply ]
Oh!Ow!
You want me to call the copsevery time
♪ Mm-hmm, mm-hmm
I just want to mask youand stop the bleeding, okay?
I can put it in Tupperwarefor you if you wantto come get some.
Small station,
who's still runningfrom a psycho ex-husband.
It's pulling youdown.
And he went back upstairs.
Ahh.
Gina: Eddie!Gina!
Okay,and -- and, well...
If I'm not out therewhen that baby comes, she'll --
♪ We're gonna rise up
So your dad, uh,is back with the PD, huh?
[ Sniffs ]
♪♪
I promise we won't.
Just, uh,two more months.
I bit it back.
♪ Now I'm on my own
and I talked about the deep lovethat I have for my husband
♪ Aha-ha
And they're just...forgiven.
[ Klaxons continue ]
[ Laughs ]So stupid.
[ Sniffs ]Smells good in here.
Golfing?