Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You know what would push this father/son moment over the top?
based on my consistent claim that I'm a chiropractor,
under my belt before I'm board-certified.
I had a thing. That's it!
has learned enough at back school that he can fix my dad.
No, it's different! You did basketball. I'm doing baseball.
As you know, I'm almost a fully licensed chiropractor.
I understand none of that, but I feel good saying no. I'm off to work.
¶ Little boy blue and the man in the moon
my mom still got the moment she always dreamed of.
You remember Murray.
but we want one.
All right, so, now, years later, they're on the phone,
Talk from the heart.
That right?
Since when am I your producer?
Not the hard, white ones with the sewing on them.
I told you I'm a God! (LAUGHS)
I'm not stepping one foot in that house as long as he's here!
See, I see why you're hocking me all the time to invite him.
That's got that nice message in it.
Erica, guess what. I got something for you.
You're a good father to them.
I did not enjoy the meal.
It's about a boy who gets shafted by his dad,
because that is the right thing to do.
¶ Well, he came from college just the other day
ADULT ADAM: (LAUGHS) And it was awesome!
Mmm! I need feedback.
Okay! Okay!
It was like eating the inside of a vacuum bag filled with pencil shavings.
It's kind of like, we don't have a car,
Saying words good is my specialness.
Look at my old man loving your food.
Come on, wouldn't a home-cooked meal be much better than that?
Gotcha. (POPPING LIPS)
I just need six more hours of therapeutic massage