Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

No, no, no. I learned my lesson a long time ago.

At least, I will be once the school is recognized by the state.

Family and stuff. (CHUCKLES)

Uh, but what you don't have is a good speech,

'Cause the fact is it's Thanksgiving!

¶ Little boy blue and the man in the moon

ADULT ADAM: It was almost dinnertime,

I didn't even have a baster. I was baster-less!

You invite that callous, hurtful man to Thanksgiving right now!

And family is important and stuff.

Adam, uh, why don't you just play your Cat's In The Cradle video?

You whip us up a malt to share.

That's why you've been playing that damn song all the time?

¶ And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon

You know, even for you, this is incredibly stupid.

Dude! You're stealing my whole speech!

and Pops was ready to pass down a Thanksgiving tradition.

Well, what's going on in here?

No yams! I'm taking out the leaf!

You just want to show my dad that you're a good cook.

What? Does that make me some kind of villain?

Okay, but when you coming home, dad? I don't know when.

that spiteful, miserable man to Thanksgiving.

It had emotional pandering...

What the hell was I supposed to do with a dozen dead alpacas?

Yeah. Before I change my mind.

His dad just wants to be left alone.

You got a bag boy to tip you off, didn't you?

¶ Fathers and daughters and fathers of daughters

It was just a little mix-up, Dad. Marvin will apologize.

and has these female hormones that make her feel stuff.

Just watching ALF and playing cat's cradle.

how I might be of some service in this particular situation.

I want you to take over the Thanksgiving toast.

The son wins in the end!

And even though Barry and Erica battled over the best speech,

And if a family can't believe in each other