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How can a slam dunk disarm nuclear weapons?
Go on. You see, in the manual, it says
(BOTH LAUGH) You little muskrat!
No. And not with one of those soft nerf balls, either.
To life.
and that's how to captivate a client.
¶ Beep, bap, bee-bap, boop ¶
¶ And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon
An idiot giving a Thanksgiving toast.
¶ But we'll get together, then
ADULT ADAM: Turns out Cat's In The Cradle made my dad feel things,
Oh, hey! Son of a bitch. I love that song.
I couldn't have done it without you.
You don't even know what this is about?
Just give me a scoop.
¶ Never surrender ¶ What the heck is this?
Okay, you're really laughing it up,
There's no way that man's touching me!
MURRAY: Hear, hear. (GLASSES CLINK)
No. What is it with you kids and wanting a car?
But look at them all there.
Uh, it's brilliant,
(LAUGHS MANIACALLY)
No! I'm so close!
We'll get together then.
Well...
Hey, come over here. Come on. No, no, no, no.
Oh, yes. (CHUCKLES)
who'll keep this tradition alive.
This compartment is the stuffing. That's the sweet potatoes.
(CLEARS THROAT) I mean, you got charm.
but I thought you should know
"So suck it, old man!" Click!
So, I have eyes everywhere.
(STUTTERS) I got nervous, so I left.
I can't believe you people...