Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

because I promise you,

How much time is left? 35 seconds.

All right, now I'm sure some of you are wondering,

I know I'm not the warmest of parents,

If you're looking for something outside the norm,

Or he's trying to get to me

- "Scamps"? - I'm sorry.

It's got "soothe" right in it.

Well, I guess if you think about it,

Uh, it's not babysitting.

I can't believe you took his business card.

They're our number one competitor.

Yeah. Something tells me she's not crazy about me.

and they better be the same two babies because I'll know.

That's a lot of babies, Sheldon.

Are you suggesting we color-code their food

No. This face is cholesterol drugs and above.

You really think so?

Just relax, stay out of your head, and try to enjoy it.

I think we could make you happy.

It's more like experimenting with the kids.

so we can examine their diapers later?

Was one of the options the option to never come back?

Actually, I'm looking for the bathroom.

with a name I wish we thought of-- Forsootha.

it's kind of like playing games with them.

All right, fine. Go, get out of here.

Everybody go home.

and the older baby prefers the dominant hand.

Okay, Howie, I'm going.

I have invented a new chess variant

I just really want this weekend to go well.