Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Let's go to the tape.
- You're asking me to keep a secret? - Yeah.
- Our soup of the day-- - You must release me from my oath.
...and tic, the involuntary muscular contraction.
...I myself have more nervous tics than a Lyme disease research facility.
No change in respiration, pupils undilated, no flushing of the chest.
He was going on about this college and that grad school...
Bite me.
- That depends. - On what?
We're just talking, Ma.
- Is that woman Aishwarya Rai? - Yes. Isn't she an amazing actress?
Okay, so she said she wants to slow things down.
It's a joke.
...why your relationship with Penny crashed and burned...
Which you did not hear about from me.
When I try to deceive...
No.
The manager hasn't posted the schedule. How about I let you know?
Don't you worry about the residual radium from the luminous dials?
...l'm not gonna let you have any more sleepovers.
So don't look at it.
Most of your work is extremely derivative.
MRS. WOLOWITZ: What's going on? Are you boys roughhousing?
I said, good day.
Well, I assume you're not referring to digestive regularity.
Given enough startup capital and an adequate research facility...
...at a secret military supercollider beneath a fake agricultural station...
I made it up myself.
Four is still releasing the fabric softener too early in the cycle.
Has Leonard ever dated, you know, a regular girl?
We went to dinner, we talked, we laughed, we kissed.
- He told you? - Yes, but it's okay.
Okay. All right. Let's assume your hypothesis.
If you'll excuse me, I'm going to pack.
I know what's been bothering you about us, and I have the answer.