Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Mom smokes in the car.

- What about Lee Meriwether? - Oh, I forgot about Lee Meriwether.

Okay. Sure. No problem.

Maybe we should slow things down a little.

...in front of him?

- Why don't we just go into your--? - Oh, yeah.

Did you change the contrast or brightness settings on the television?

- You could be Batman? - Sure.

I.e., I couldn't become Green Lantern unless I was chosen by the Guardians of Oa.

It doesn't have enough live acidophilus cultures.

...who felt so insecure, that she lied to him about finishing community college.

Because you leave me everytime I visit you.

Well, I'm sorry.

...one of the five central religious duties or sacrifices of the Hindu householder?

You must release me from my oath

Also today we have a fresh-caught Alaska salmon...

It was a joke. Yeah, I was subverting the conversational expectations.