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'cause that split just destroyed my balls.
since that bunch of popular girls in high school
♪ My sack's filled with sperm ♪
I was just gonna say that I'm happy for him.
Now, strap on your skates and pretend to be a girl.
Wow.
♪ I thought I was a bo-o-o-o-o-o-y ♪
Whoa, ladies, I-I-I can explain.
What?! What have you done?!
Well, that is how the game works.
but on the inside, you're all girl.
I see zinnias. I see jonquils.
I just walked in the door!
and that takes courage.
That's a good fact. I know a fact!
carnations aren't anyone's favorite flower.
You just left me down there!
It was hilarious.
♪ who am I between my legs? ♪
Stan, you said you'd call the repairman to fix this.
Don't worry. Here comes the cavalry.
I'm crushing it.
opening a butcher shop in Park Slope.
They're all sequined.
I shower now, solo --
Will you excuse me?